Anonymous
Post 09/30/2025 12:58     Subject: What is this type of jargon called?
So many websites sound like this. It started with “curated” and snowballed.

It’s for small businesses that are trying to be high end.

I’m a snob and even I find it pretentious and artificial.
Anonymous
Post 09/30/2025 11:46     Subject: What is this type of jargon called?
Anonymous wrote:
Anonymous wrote:I blame Gwyneth Paltrow and Meghan Markel.


Didn’t Paltrow “ consciously uncouple” from her former husband?


To be fair, that was a book (that she did not write) before she told people about it...
Anonymous
Post 09/30/2025 10:49     Subject: What is this type of jargon called?
Anonymous wrote:
Anonymous wrote:
Anonymous wrote:I'm not clicking on the link. Give us some examples.


Sorry. I should have thought of that.

“Beading Bars
We believe in a distinct kind of luxury—one rooted in intentionality, craftsmanship, and the enduring value of design that transcends fleeting trends.

Ephemeral, participatory encounters where guests are invited to craft bespoke necklaces, bracelets, brooches, or charms. Beyond our curated collections, Don’t Let Disco cultivates a space for shared creativity through our signature Beading Bars. These moments offer a tactile connection to the materials and the meditative process of making, where adornment becomes both personal ritual and communal expression.”

But the jewelry is hideous.


That sounds like Megan markle



Absolutely. Just so cringy.
Anonymous
Post 09/30/2025 09:10     Subject: What is this type of jargon called?
Can someone summarize
Anonymous
Post 09/30/2025 09:00     Subject: What is this type of jargon called?
Anonymous wrote:
Anonymous wrote:I'm not clicking on the link. Give us some examples.


Sorry. I should have thought of that.

“Beading Bars
We believe in a distinct kind of luxury—one rooted in intentionality, craftsmanship, and the enduring value of design that transcends fleeting trends.

Ephemeral, participatory encounters where guests are invited to craft bespoke necklaces, bracelets, brooches, or charms. Beyond our curated collections, Don’t Let Disco cultivates a space for shared creativity through our signature Beading Bars. These moments offer a tactile connection to the materials and the meditative process of making, where adornment becomes both personal ritual and communal expression.”

But the jewelry is hideous.


That sounds like Megan markle
Anonymous
Post 09/30/2025 08:53     Subject: What is this type of jargon called?
I don’t know about the jargon, but the writing is overwrought.
Anonymous
Post 09/30/2025 08:40     Subject: What is this type of jargon called?
Anonymous wrote:Out here in the Midwest we call a person who talks like that an “a$$hole.”

lol
Anonymous
Post 09/30/2025 08:37     Subject: What is this type of jargon called?
Out here in the Midwest we call a person who talks like that an “a$$hole.”
Anonymous
Post 09/30/2025 06:51     Subject: What is this type of jargon called?
It's Elaine writing for J Peterman
Anonymous
Post 09/30/2025 06:49     Subject: What is this type of jargon called?
You should curate the connection with intention and care.
Anonymous
Post 09/30/2025 05:40     Subject: What is this type of jargon called?
Anonymous wrote:OP, this website is douchey but you're also a douche for clearly posting your frenemy's jobby website so we could all laugh at her. Which, again, I will do but you don't seem great either.


If this person were just a friend, I could bow out. I cannot cut ties with them. People have been good about helping me understand why I hate the platform so intensely, which really helps temper my frustration with the platform, but I still need to be able to say something nice about it. I will be asked.
Anonymous
Post 09/30/2025 03:25     Subject: What is this type of jargon called?
Anonymous wrote:I blame Gwyneth Paltrow and Meghan Markel.


Didn’t Paltrow “ consciously uncouple” from her former husband?
Anonymous
Post 09/30/2025 03:24     Subject: What is this type of jargon called?
Anonymous wrote:I don't beleive any of the garbage I read on sites like that. Someone is paid to write it. That's all. Actually it's probably AI generated these days.


Agree.

Someone told AI to use a style of:

- pretentious
- arrogant
- haute.
Anonymous
Post 09/30/2025 03:02     Subject: What is this type of jargon called?
I blame Gwyneth Paltrow and Meghan Markel.
Anonymous
Post 09/30/2025 02:42     Subject: What is this type of jargon called?
OP, this website is douchey but you're also a douche for clearly posting your frenemy's jobby website so we could all laugh at her. Which, again, I will do but you don't seem great either.