Anonymous
09/12/2025 14:00
Subject: Birthday gifits for husband
Hotel room.
High end hooker for a 3way.
He will be putty in your hands for the next year.
High end hooker for a 3way.
He will be putty in your hands for the next year.
Anonymous
09/12/2025 12:46
Subject: Birthday gifits for husband
Omaha steaks
Anonymous
09/12/2025 10:30
Subject: Birthday gifits for husband
Coupons for BJs and Ana l. Or maybe a threesome.
Anonymous
09/11/2025 22:50
Subject: Birthday gifits for husband
Few ideas -
Take his car to get detailed. Or have a remote starter installed if he doesn’t have one.
Universal Yums snack box subscription. Snacks from a different country each month, nicely packaged with a book of cool facts about the country.
Search for concerts and sporting events a couple weeks after his birthday and buy tix for something he would like.
Take his car to get detailed. Or have a remote starter installed if he doesn’t have one.
Universal Yums snack box subscription. Snacks from a different country each month, nicely packaged with a book of cool facts about the country.
Search for concerts and sporting events a couple weeks after his birthday and buy tix for something he would like.
Anonymous
09/11/2025 21:28
Subject: Birthday gifits for husband
Anonymous wrote:I asked DH what he wanted (bday also coming up) and he said sex. So he'll get what he got last time: shirt.
You sound like a lot of fun.
Anonymous
09/11/2025 21:02
Subject: Birthday gifits for husband
Anonymous wrote:My husband's birthday is coming up and I'm struggling to come up with gift ideas. Unfortunately, he doesn't have a hobby that I could get him stuff for. And I've given him a few too many new sweaters, jackets, etc. He goes the the gym most days, but I already has a gym bag.
Any creative ideas?
Thanks!
Lap dance at upscale club.
Anonymous
09/11/2025 21:01
Subject: Birthday gifits for husband
Anonymous wrote:My husband's birthday is coming up and I'm struggling to come up with gift ideas. Unfortunately, he doesn't have a hobby that I could get him stuff for. And I've given him a few too many new sweaters, jackets, etc. He goes the the gym most days, but I already has a gym bag.
Any creative ideas?
Thanks!
Jump out of a cake au naturel.
Anonymous
09/11/2025 19:38
Subject: Birthday gifits for husband
I asked DH what he wanted (bday also coming up) and he said sex. So he'll get what he got last time: shirt.
Anonymous
09/11/2025 19:11
Subject: Birthday gifits for husband
OP - You’re getting lots of ideas. So just skip this response if you’d like… However
If he’s 45 you’re going to have this issue for 40+ more years! don’t give gifts. It’s supposed to be fun for you to give something he needs or that you want to see him receive - not a chore that seems to be stressing you so much that you need to outsource to DCUM.
If he’s 45 you’re going to have this issue for 40+ more years! don’t give gifts. It’s supposed to be fun for you to give something he needs or that you want to see him receive - not a chore that seems to be stressing you so much that you need to outsource to DCUM.
Anonymous
09/11/2025 18:03
Subject: Birthday gifits for husband
Anonymous wrote:Anonymous wrote:A big fat dildo for his tight bottom
https://www.extremerestraints.com/products/avalon-jock-style-strap-on-harness?test=1
Go away you sicko.
Not the OP.
Anonymous
09/11/2025 16:48
Subject: Re:Birthday gifits for husband
Anonymous wrote:Few Americans sew anymore, mainly because most Americans don’t live on farms like in the 1800s, having little income with which to buy or repair clothes.Anonymous wrote:Why not get him a sewing machine? Hmmm??
Why not? Men can and do sew too, you know. And you said he doesn’t have a hobby yet.
A lot of our clothing is sewed in China by women in slave-like conditions and by children.
Because the OP is on DCUM, her husband is likely a big and buffed manly man, UMC or higher, who considers sewing a waste of his powerful muscles and considerable intellect.
He’s got real stuff to do, man stuff relating to The Patriarchy, and hunched behind a sewing machine like a sissy is not it.
LMAO. Love it!
Anonymous
09/11/2025 03:05
Subject: Re:Birthday gifits for husband
Anonymous wrote:Few Americans sew anymore, mainly because most Americans don’t live on farms like in the 1800s, having little income with which to buy or repair clothes.Anonymous wrote:Why not get him a sewing machine? Hmmm??
Why not? Men can and do sew too, you know. And you said he doesn’t have a hobby yet.
A lot of our clothing is sewed in China by women in slave-like conditions and by children.
Because the OP is on DCUM, her husband is likely a big and buffed manly man, UMC or higher, who considers sewing a waste of his powerful muscles and considerable intellect.
He’s got real stuff to do, man stuff relating to The Patriarchy, and hunched behind a sewing machine like a sissy is not it.
Yes! Agree.
And this is precisely why he needs to be given a sewing machine, and expected to learn to use it.
Anonymous
09/10/2025 20:49
Subject: Birthday gifits for husband
DH bday is next week. I got him tix to see Jerry Seinfeld in November.
Anonymous
09/10/2025 19:38
Subject: Re:Birthday gifits for husband
Few Americans sew anymore, mainly because most Americans don’t live on farms like in the 1800s, having little income with which to buy or repair clothes.Anonymous wrote:Why not get him a sewing machine? Hmmm??
Why not? Men can and do sew too, you know. And you said he doesn’t have a hobby yet.
A lot of our clothing is sewed in China by women in slave-like conditions and by children.
Because the OP is on DCUM, her husband is likely a big and buffed manly man, UMC or higher, who considers sewing a waste of his powerful muscles and considerable intellect.
He’s got real stuff to do, man stuff relating to The Patriarchy, and hunched behind a sewing machine like a sissy is not it.
Anonymous
09/10/2025 19:38
Subject: Birthday gifits for husband
Anonymous wrote:A big fat dildo for his tight bottom
https://www.extremerestraints.com/products/avalon-jock-style-strap-on-harness?test=1