Anonymous
07/23/2025 10:11
Subject: Paper plate awards…parents edition
Backseat Driver (If *I* were in charge...) award
Bra Pad Bungler Award
AMKAGBISSUAEAABMHAWTCATC (All my kids are graduated but I still show up at every a and b meet home and away to complain about the changes) award
Snail Award *or* I carry my house in my giant Bogg Bag award
Bra Pad Bungler Award
AMKAGBISSUAEAABMHAWTCATC (All my kids are graduated but I still show up at every a and b meet home and away to complain about the changes) award
Snail Award *or* I carry my house in my giant Bogg Bag award
Anonymous
07/23/2025 02:00
Subject: Re:Paper plate awards…parents edition
Anonymous wrote:Anonymous wrote:Most hungover for the July 5th A Meet
LOL we had a few contenders.
My favorite on the list!
Anonymous
07/22/2025 23:42
Subject: Paper plate awards…parents edition
For the Love of GOd, put on a few more clothes, Mom Award
Botox Award
Special award for the guy whose little kid didn't want to swim so he dropped him in the &**(() pool. Let's just call that one the CPS award
Tech Suit King
Most Threatening to your Wife Award
Biggest Cooler
Botox Award
Special award for the guy whose little kid didn't want to swim so he dropped him in the &**(() pool. Let's just call that one the CPS award
Tech Suit King
Most Threatening to your Wife Award
Biggest Cooler
Anonymous
07/22/2025 22:02
Subject: Paper plate awards…parents edition
Humblebrag Heather
My kid only attended x # of practices per week and is still winning
My kid only attended x # of practices per week and is still winning
Anonymous
07/22/2025 14:22
Subject: Paper plate awards…parents edition
My kid would be as fast as your kid if they practiced as much as your kid…
Anonymous
07/22/2025 13:18
Subject: Paper plate awards…parents edition
Most likely to pick the shortest/easiest volunteer role.
Anonymous
07/22/2025 13:01
Subject: Paper plate awards…parents edition
Most likely to sign up to bring ice