Anonymous
Post 06/11/2025 16:54     Subject: Our beach condo rental has cushioned toilet seats. Should we replace them?

Wow, gross. Imagine the crawlies living in that thing.

A cheap toilet seat is $15 at most stores. Easy DIY. Take it with you when you leave.
Anonymous
Post 06/11/2025 14:30     Subject: Our beach condo rental has cushioned toilet seats. Should we replace them?

Buy disposable toilet seat covers.

Rate accordingly and mention in the review or even the guest book.

Surprised you didn’t mention that the toilet seats are cracked - nearly all became cracked within months of installation circa 1980 when these were trendy.

I’m staying in a LT rental now for a work trip and have already purchased cheap items like extra bath towels, over the door hook, a laundry basket but I’d draw the line at replacing something outright.
Anonymous
Post 06/11/2025 14:21     Subject: Our beach condo rental has cushioned toilet seats. Should we replace them?

Anonymous wrote:
Anonymous wrote:
Anonymous wrote:Why are you sitting on them long enough to sweat?


This is what I was wondering. Are you reading or writing a novel there?


And how large are you?


I'm a fat ass who likes to read on the toilet and even i think this is excessive.
Anonymous
Post 06/11/2025 14:10     Subject: Our beach condo rental has cushioned toilet seats. Should we replace them?

Anonymous wrote:You need to make friends with the husband from the sympathy toilet paper post

https://www.dcurbanmom.com/jforum/posts/list/1278565.page

He’ll fix you up so you can “feather the nest” for the two weeks.


I saw both of these a little after they were posted, and thought “these are the same poster” 🤔
Anonymous
Post 06/11/2025 11:29     Subject: Our beach condo rental has cushioned toilet seats. Should we replace them?

Anonymous wrote:
Anonymous wrote:Why are you sitting on them long enough to sweat?


This is what I was wondering. Are you reading or writing a novel there?


And how large are you?
Anonymous
Post 06/11/2025 11:24     Subject: Our beach condo rental has cushioned toilet seats. Should we replace them?

You can get cheap seats at HD or Amazon but need to see if round or elongated bowl and fastener.
Anonymous
Post 06/11/2025 10:04     Subject: Our beach condo rental has cushioned toilet seats. Should we replace them?

Disgusting. Yes like 30 years ago. Get rid of the rattan and floral couch too.
Anonymous
Post 06/11/2025 10:01     Subject: Re:Our beach condo rental has cushioned toilet seats. Should we replace them?

Wait, this is a place you've rented for two weeks? I thought maybe this was YOUR condo that you are renting out as investment. In which case I would say yes. But in your case (weirdo), no you can't just replace something that doesn't belong to you. Don't sit on the toilet for so long that you "almost pass out". Clearly you're cutting off the circulation to your brain which appears to be in your butt.
Anonymous
Post 06/11/2025 09:59     Subject: Our beach condo rental has cushioned toilet seats. Should we replace them?

Anonymous wrote:Why are you sitting on them long enough to sweat?


This is what I was wondering. Are you reading or writing a novel there?
Anonymous
Post 06/11/2025 09:58     Subject: Our beach condo rental has cushioned toilet seats. Should we replace them?

Anonymous wrote:Is this a metaphor? Are you signaling a spy in some way?


NP. Thank you. I needed a laugh this morning.
Anonymous
Post 06/11/2025 09:56     Subject: Our beach condo rental has cushioned toilet seats. Should we replace them?

You need to make friends with the husband from the sympathy toilet paper post

https://www.dcurbanmom.com/jforum/posts/list/1278565.page

He’ll fix you up so you can “feather the nest” for the two weeks.
Anonymous
Post 06/11/2025 09:20     Subject: Our beach condo rental has cushioned toilet seats. Should we replace them?

Absolutely!! You need to replace all the bathroom fixtures while you’re at it. Who knows who has touched those. Maybe get the tub regalzed while you’re at it.

WTF nutcase.
Anonymous
Post 06/11/2025 09:10     Subject: Our beach condo rental has cushioned toilet seats. Should we replace them?

You’d buy new toilet seats in a condo rental? Seriously?
Anonymous
Post 06/11/2025 09:10     Subject: Our beach condo rental has cushioned toilet seats. Should we replace them?

Anonymous wrote:I have no idea what a cushioned toilet seat is but it sounds very unhygienic.


My parents have them. They're exactly as they sound. I'd think buying some disposable toilet seat liners would be cheaper than replacing them for a two-week stay.
Anonymous
Post 06/11/2025 09:09     Subject: Our beach condo rental has cushioned toilet seats. Should we replace them?

Anonymous wrote:I have no idea what a cushioned toilet seat is but it sounds very unhygienic.


They’re delightful.