Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:Hummus would be far healthier for you than a bottle of processed ranch.

JFC she’s not main lining ranch dip.

I like to drink it
I have not considered this
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Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:Hummus would be far healthier for you than a bottle of processed ranch.

JFC she’s not main lining ranch dip.

I like to drink it
I have not considered this
You only live once

-Flip Driscoll

Anonymous wrote:Hidden Valley

I grew up on the Hidden Valley ranch with the bacon bits in it. I remember liking it as a child, but no way I’d eat that now.

This is the one I make. It’s very good.

https://www.marthastewart.com/355212/ranch-salad-dressing

But if you want something for dipping veggies, I prefer a Greek yogurt dip. It’s thicker than ranch. I make mine with whole milk Greek yogurt, 1-2 cloves garlic, lots of salt and pepper, and a generous amount of fresh minced dill. Thin out with half and half or milk if you want it a thinner consistency, but i typically prefer it thicker as a dip

Anonymous wrote:Inspired by this thred I tried to make ranch yesterday with sour cream, mayo, and TJ's ranch seasoning. Ick. Their ranch seasoning has way too much buttermilk powder and it tasted so grossly artificial. I threw it out. Craving regular ranch in a bottle now!

it needed buttermilk

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Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:kraft cucumber ranch!

I don't know what the deal is with adding cucumber of all things to salad dressings, but it is always good. Really good.

Not even ranch, just cucumber. So good: https://www.walmart.com/ip/Kraft-Creamy-Cucumber-Salad-Dressing-475ml-16-1-oz-Imported-from-Canada/1400652364?wmlspartner=wlpa&selectedSellerId=101076615&wmlspartner=wlpa&cn=FY25-ENTP-PMAX_cnv_dps_dsn_dis_ad_entp_e_n&gclsrc=aw.ds&adid=222222222971400652364_101076615_0000000000_21407473164&wl0=&wl1=x&wl2=c&wl3=&wl4=&wl5=9008156&wl6=&wl7=&wl8=&wl9=pla&wl10=441421119&wl11=online&wl12=1400652364_101076615&veh=sem&gad_source=1&gclid=CjwKCAiAwaG9BhAREiwAdhv6Y0VWtgnHMh-qjWzp20fji7UHgOsKxZ84ALnvCM3UDowlwp2ocLriLxoC9ksQAvD_BwE

That dressing is almost $16! What’s the catch?

Anonymous wrote:Litehouse in the refrigerated section.

Their jalapeño ranch is SO good.

Anonymous wrote:Hummus would be far healthier for you than a bottle of processed ranch.

Why does everyone here act like every single item at every single meal has to be the absolute healthiest option? Hummus is great but has a totally different flavor profile and use than ranch. OP specifically asked for ranch recommendations.

Anonymous wrote:Inspired by this thred I tried to make ranch yesterday with sour cream, mayo, and TJ's ranch seasoning. Ick. Their ranch seasoning has way too much buttermilk powder and it tasted so grossly artificial. I threw it out. Craving regular ranch in a bottle now!

Yeah, well, no one told you to try this with TJ‘s ranch seasoning.

Inspired by this thred I tried to make ranch yesterday with sour cream, mayo, and TJ's ranch seasoning. Ick. Their ranch seasoning has way too much buttermilk powder and it tasted so grossly artificial. I threw it out. Craving regular ranch in a bottle now!

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:Hidden Valley, but not from a bottle -- from the dry mix. Made with mayo, sour cream, and buttermilk.

This, but with Oikos pro plain yogurt. All the ranch flavor, none of the bs, plus protein. I have zero guilt having this with veggies, on sandwiches, whatever.

This doesn't work for me.

The creaminess and acidity of the mayo and sour cream are partly what make ranch, ranch. Ranch flavored yogurt is...different. I dislike it (and I like yogurt) but to each their own.

No, I get it. I honestly don't like most yogurts, but like that one. I mean, I wouldn't be mad about adding some mayo to it either, but IIFYM game means I'm usually shy on proteins, not fats.

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:kraft cucumber ranch!

I don't know what the deal is with adding cucumber of all things to salad dressings, but it is always good. Really good.

Not even ranch, just cucumber. So good: https://www.walmart.com/ip/Kraft-Creamy-Cucumber-Salad-Dressing-475ml-16-1-oz-Imported-from-Canada/1400652364?wmlspartner=wlpa&selectedSellerId=101076615&wmlspartner=wlpa&cn=FY25-ENTP-PMAX_cnv_dps_dsn_dis_ad_entp_e_n&gclsrc=aw.ds&adid=222222222971400652364_101076615_0000000000_21407473164&wl0=&wl1=x&wl2=c&wl3=&wl4=&wl5=9008156&wl6=&wl7=&wl8=&wl9=pla&wl10=441421119&wl11=online&wl12=1400652364_101076615&veh=sem&gad_source=1&gclid=CjwKCAiAwaG9BhAREiwAdhv6Y0VWtgnHMh-qjWzp20fji7UHgOsKxZ84ALnvCM3UDowlwp2ocLriLxoC9ksQAvD_BwE

Anonymous wrote:kraft cucumber ranch!

I don't know what the deal is with adding cucumber of all things to salad dressings, but it is always good. Really good.

Not the most convenient, but Wiseguy Pizza sells their dressings by the bottle and the ranch is excellent.

Hidden valley or Kens

Anonymous wrote:Hummus would be far healthier for you than a bottle of processed ranch.

JFC she’s not main lining ranch dip.