Anonymous wrote:My husband has a cold. No fever. No body aches. Just a run of the mill cold. Yet he's been laid up in bed for two days as if he’s dying from the plague. Two days! Why? Why do men do this? It’s the weirdest phenomenon. There’s no way my family would even tolerate me out of commission for two straight days. The last time I had the flu five years ago, I took care of the younger one who had the flu—at the same time as me.
I'd fake a cold to get away from a wife like OP too. Buy some sympathy while you are the store.