Anonymous wrote:I have preemptively abandoned my SUV on the Wilson bridge.
Anonymous wrote:Anyone been to Costco today? I have about $300 in returns.
Anonymous wrote:Quick! Everyone panic! Start screaming and running in circles. Drive with your hazards on, pass on the shoulder, ignore traffic signals - you must floor it and drive around town aggressively and at a high rate of speed - you MUST get all the food right this second!
Race to Costco! Run! Hurry!
Anonymous wrote:Anonymous wrote:My kid is supposed to go back to school Monday after a full two weeks of winter vacay. I will be actively hoping for no snow. ISWIS.
My kid is, too! Coincidence? I think not.
Anonymous wrote:I have preemptively abandoned my SUV on the Wilson bridge.