Anonymous
Post 11/26/2024 12:58     Subject: 14lb frozen turkey…my dad left it on the patio. Still wants to use it.

If you serve it, do your guests the courtesy of letting them know you are serving a turkey that sat outside for 5 days and let them make their own decisions.
Anonymous
Post 11/26/2024 12:55     Subject: 14lb frozen turkey…my dad left it on the patio. Still wants to use it.

I got a 14 lb frozen turkey at Giant yesterday for $4.10.

If I were you, I would spend $4.10 to keep from making everyone violently ill.

Yes I left it out for a few hours yesterday and am about to take it out of the fridge now for additional thawing time.
Anonymous
Post 11/26/2024 12:25     Subject: 14lb frozen turkey…my dad left it on the patio. Still wants to use it.

Go to Walmart and get a fresh turkey that doesn't need to thaw before Thursday. Lordy be.
Anonymous
Post 11/26/2024 12:24     Subject: 14lb frozen turkey…my dad left it on the patio. Still wants to use it.

Absolutely effing not going to eat that.
Anonymous
Post 11/26/2024 12:17     Subject: 14lb frozen turkey…my dad left it on the patio. Still wants to use it.

Anonymous wrote:
Anonymous wrote:
Anonymous wrote:Want me to tell you about the time we all got food poisoning? Ok then throw it out.


I want to hear about it! Was it from a patio turkey?


Patio turkey! I love Thanksgiving on DCUM.


Patio turkey and misdelivered ham!
Anonymous
Post 11/26/2024 11:52     Subject: 14lb frozen turkey…my dad left it on the patio. Still wants to use it.

Throw it out. Food poison is real.
Anonymous
Post 11/26/2024 11:50     Subject: 14lb frozen turkey…my dad left it on the patio. Still wants to use it.

Yucky 🤢
Anonymous
Post 11/26/2024 11:47     Subject: 14lb frozen turkey…my dad left it on the patio. Still wants to use it.

Five or six days outside?That is disgusting. Toss it out!
Anonymous
Post 11/26/2024 11:45     Subject: Re:14lb frozen turkey…my dad left it on the patio. Still wants to use it.

Trader Joe's has brined preaseasoned turkeys you don't have to do anything but cook. Go buy one of those. They're not frozen.
Anonymous
Post 11/26/2024 11:42     Subject: 14lb frozen turkey…my dad left it on the patio. Still wants to use it.

ONly if you do an AMA thread the day after Thanksgiving -- or maybe five it 48 hours to really kick in.
Anonymous
Post 11/26/2024 11:39     Subject: 14lb frozen turkey…my dad left it on the patio. Still wants to use it.

Don’t buy a frozen turkey today because it won’t thaw by Thursday.
Anonymous
Post 11/26/2024 10:39     Subject: 14lb frozen turkey…my dad left it on the patio. Still wants to use it.


You'll be fine.

I say give it a go and report back here on how it all goes.
Anonymous
Post 11/26/2024 10:36     Subject: Re:14lb frozen turkey…my dad left it on the patio. Still wants to use it.

Call the Butterball advice line, so you'll have 3rd party guidance (aparft from responses here). That might be helpful. https://www.butterball.com/how-to
Anonymous
Post 11/26/2024 09:31     Subject: Re:14lb frozen turkey…my dad left it on the patio. Still wants to use it.

100% toss. 4 days unrefrigerated is just not even a question and like others have said, I truly am pretty low key about these things.
Anonymous
Post 11/26/2024 09:30     Subject: 14lb frozen turkey…my dad left it on the patio. Still wants to use it.

Anonymous wrote:
Anonymous wrote:Want me to tell you about the time we all got food poisoning? Ok then throw it out.


I want to hear about it! Was it from a patio turkey?


Patio turkey! I love Thanksgiving on DCUM.