Anonymous
Post 11/27/2024 12:34     Subject: Child Eats Maraschino Cherry
Anonymous wrote:
Anonymous wrote:I ate them all the time and went to Yale. I’m 50 with no major health problems. So unless maraschino Cherie’s cause forehead wrinkles, I’m not seeing the issue.

It was easier to get into Yale then.


You win today. This actually made me laugh out loud. Gold star.
Anonymous
Post 11/27/2024 12:30     Subject: Child Eats Maraschino Cherry
Anonymous wrote:Most Maraschino cherries bought from the grocery store are NOT made with alcohol. Its red dye and corn syrup.


It says they are proper cherries made with maraschino liquor, so have alcohol
Anonymous
Post 11/27/2024 12:13     Subject: Child Eats Maraschino Cherry
Get them while you can, MAHA is going to ban them.
Anonymous
Post 11/27/2024 12:13     Subject: Child Eats Maraschino Cherry
Most Maraschino cherries bought from the grocery store are NOT made with alcohol. Its red dye and corn syrup.
Anonymous
Post 11/27/2024 11:14     Subject: Child Eats Maraschino Cherry
Anonymous wrote:
Anonymous wrote:I ate them all the time and went to Yale. I’m 50 with no major health problems. So unless maraschino Cherie’s cause forehead wrinkles, I’m not seeing the issue.

It was easier to get into Yale then.

Lmao
Anonymous
Post 11/26/2024 10:31     Subject: Re:Child Eats Maraschino Cherry
Anonymous wrote:WTF is happening. Please tell me this idiot is a troll. 😈


Eagle Snafu!
Anonymous
Post 11/26/2024 10:21     Subject: Child Eats Maraschino Cherry
Anonymous wrote:I would call CPS on you. Trying to figure out your IP as I type actually.


I think Jeff Steele is a mandatory reporter.
Anonymous
Post 11/26/2024 10:01     Subject: Child Eats Maraschino Cherry
Anonymous wrote:My parents allowed me to drink Shirley temples as a child and I’m now a derelict who lives under a freeway. Be careful OP! They say maraschino is the gateway drug of children.


Same, Shirley Temple with 3 cherries was my order and then I really enjoyed dipping them into my grandfather's whisky sour 😀
Anonymous
Post 11/26/2024 09:38     Subject: Child Eats Maraschino Cherry
Anonymous wrote:
Anonymous wrote:I ate them all the time and went to Yale. I’m 50 with no major health problems. So unless maraschino Cherie’s cause forehead wrinkles, I’m not seeing the issue.

It was easier to get into Yale then.


Anonymous
Post 11/26/2024 09:34     Subject: Child Eats Maraschino Cherry
Anonymous wrote:That’s trashy. Classy is letting them eat the celery from your Bloody Mary.


My kids like the salt from the margarita glasses
Anonymous
Post 11/26/2024 09:33     Subject: Child Eats Maraschino Cherry
Silently judging as I hand my kid the 3‐olive sword from my martini
Anonymous
Post 11/25/2024 23:27     Subject: Child Eats Maraschino Cherry
911 THE POLICE ARE ON THEIR WAY
Anonymous
Post 11/25/2024 22:28     Subject: Child Eats Maraschino Cherry
That’s trashy. Classy is letting them eat the celery from your Bloody Mary.
Anonymous
Post 11/25/2024 22:13     Subject: Child Eats Maraschino Cherry
I wouldn't do that for cherries steeped in actual liqueur, OP.

For the grocery store version without alcohol, sure. It's just another candy.
Anonymous
Post 11/25/2024 21:54     Subject: Child Eats Maraschino Cherry
Anonymous wrote:
Anonymous wrote:I ate them all the time and went to Yale. I’m 50 with no major health problems. So unless maraschino Cherie’s cause forehead wrinkles, I’m not seeing the issue.


Apparently, maraschino cherries turn one into a wrinkly d-bag. Who knew?


Wrong forum, hon. Go post somewhere else.