Anonymous
08/31/2024 16:55
Subject: So is my tot just the best reader or are other parents just duds?
Yes, your tot is the best reader. As a dud, I'm really envious. But my kids are the best on planes, so there.
Anonymous
08/31/2024 16:41
Subject: So is my tot just the best reader or are other parents just duds?
I’m a dud! Only read with kid for 20 minutes per day.
Anonymous
08/31/2024 16:36
Subject: So is my tot just the best reader or are other parents just duds?
Anonymous wrote:Aww, what a little trooper! So cute.
Mine just finished Infinite Jest.
Mine, too. Except she read it in Farsi.
Anonymous
08/31/2024 16:18
Subject: So is my tot just the best reader or are other parents just duds?
Anonymous wrote:I love that half the replies didn’t get OP’s reference
It’s hilarious how many people couldn’t pick up on the fact this was satire of another thread. Even if you didn’t read the original, this one in no way reads like a real post.
Anonymous
08/31/2024 16:14
Subject: So is my tot just the best reader or are other parents just duds?
He memorized the book.
You are nothing special.
Everyone will learn to read.
Who cares?
You are nothing special.
Everyone will learn to read.
Who cares?
Anonymous
08/31/2024 16:03
Subject: So is my tot just the best reader or are other parents just duds?
My kid runs a sports book professionally. Beat that.
Anonymous
08/31/2024 08:05
Subject: So is my tot just the best reader or are other parents just duds?
Anonymous wrote:We allow our toddler limited screen time, but only for educational purposes like filing our family's tax return.
It's like montessori for future bureaucrats.
Anonymous
08/31/2024 07:27
Subject: So is my tot just the best reader or are other parents just duds?
Anonymous wrote:Anonymous wrote:I love that half the replies didn’t get OP’s reference
Please explain
https://www.dcurbanmom.com/jforum/posts/list/1224111.page
Anonymous
08/31/2024 07:03
Subject: So is my tot just the best reader or are other parents just duds?
We allow our toddler limited screen time, but only for educational purposes like filing our family's tax return.
It's like montessori for future bureaucrats.
It's like montessori for future bureaucrats.
Anonymous
08/31/2024 06:18
Subject: Re:So is my tot just the best reader or are other parents just duds?
When my son was 2 he literally had us outside for 4-5 hours a day running, kicking balls, throwing balls, etc.
Dyslexic so couldn’t read those books smoothly until 4th grade.
Ended up a college athlete at a top university.
One, maybe they are a gifted readers.
Two, being and athlete is still gonna make college acceptance easier maybe shift gears.
Dyslexic so couldn’t read those books smoothly until 4th grade.
Ended up a college athlete at a top university.
One, maybe they are a gifted readers.
Two, being and athlete is still gonna make college acceptance easier maybe shift gears.
Anonymous
08/31/2024 06:14
Subject: So is my tot just the best reader or are other parents just duds?
My 2 year old just finished Don Quixote. Sounds like your baby may be behind the curve you may wanna schedule a doctor visit.
Anonymous
08/31/2024 06:14
Subject: So is my tot just the best reader or are other parents just duds?
It’s amazing what our tots can do when they’re off screens. Mine just finished writing his first novel!
Anonymous
08/31/2024 06:07
Subject: So is my tot just the best reader or are other parents just duds?
My toddlers are like this and it does make you wonder because you don't know if other toddlers are, but books are great and lots of kids know it.
Anonymous
08/30/2024 23:40
Subject: Re:So is my tot just the best reader or are other parents just duds?
He has the books memorized and isn't a high energy kid. He can't read. Make sure his gross motor skills are on par with other kids his age.
Anonymous
08/30/2024 23:37
Subject: So is my tot just the best reader or are other parents just duds?
This isn't even a good troll post.