Anonymous
Post 04/01/2024 18:39     Subject: How to hit on guy at work

Anonymous wrote:
Anonymous wrote:Total. Conflict. Of. Interest. You are the services provider per the contract to the customer. Don't do it. Wait until you have moved projects or contract is finished.


This, at minimum.

How old are you, OP?

If you need the income from work, I'd be careful of your reputation in your industry.


+1
Anonymous
Post 04/01/2024 18:24     Subject: Re:How to hit on guy at work

Anonymous wrote:Is your contract almost over, or are you moving on soon? I was in a similar situation, except not the pursuer, and basically the groundwork was laid while on contract. Only once it was clear I was moving on did it lead to asking out. If your contract is ongoing, first thing you need to do is check the contract for a fraternization clause. Then try to find out if the federal agency has one. Then proceed slowly and carefully.


How did it work out with dating for you?
Anonymous
Post 04/01/2024 17:55     Subject: Re:How to hit on guy at work

Anonymous wrote:You could put your career and his at risk by getting into a relationship given the reporting relationship. Wait until the project is over before you do anything. I hope it works out for you.


+1
Anonymous
Post 04/01/2024 17:16     Subject: Re:How to hit on guy at work

You could put your career and his at risk by getting into a relationship given the reporting relationship. Wait until the project is over before you do anything. I hope it works out for you.
Anonymous
Post 04/01/2024 16:52     Subject: How to hit on guy at work

The lady is asking a very reasonable question and that's honestly a great way to meet someone. While I am glad we have gone after predatory men it's a shame that tiny fraction of useless pseudo men has ruined it for everyone. Both men and women now have to carefully walk on landmines if they find someone they are interested in at work.
Anonymous
Post 04/01/2024 15:28     Subject: Re:How to hit on guy at work

Is your contract almost over, or are you moving on soon? I was in a similar situation, except not the pursuer, and basically the groundwork was laid while on contract. Only once it was clear I was moving on did it lead to asking out. If your contract is ongoing, first thing you need to do is check the contract for a fraternization clause. Then try to find out if the federal agency has one. Then proceed slowly and carefully.
Anonymous
Post 04/01/2024 14:51     Subject: Re:How to hit on guy at work

Just be aware that should you be successive, you might jeopardize your crush's job. If he has any responsibilities for the contract that you work on, that can trigger a flag on his personnel file. It's highly inappropriate for a civil servant to engage in a romantic relationship with a contractor that works on a contract he has any oversight on.
Anonymous
Post 04/01/2024 14:44     Subject: Re:How to hit on guy at work

There are 206 bones in the human body, but I’d really like to have 207.
Anonymous
Post 04/01/2024 14:38     Subject: How to hit on guy at work

I'll say got for the kill. Namely just caress him in a way you ladies know how to do to get a man's attention. Smile at him in a sensual way. When you walk past him make sure you accentuate your hips/butt moves. Men are easy to get if they are interested. I wish more women would approach us to be honest. A guy has to work 100 times harder with very low changes of success to have a woman he is interested in even if the interest is mutual. When the interest is mutual, it is really is for a woman to get the guy she wants. We guys don't have mental clipboards checking off stuff, we don't expect you to "earn it", we don't play hard to get, etc...
Anonymous
Post 04/01/2024 14:31     Subject: Re:How to hit on guy at work

Is your name Chamomile? Because you look like a hot-tea.
Anonymous
Post 04/01/2024 14:19     Subject: Re:How to hit on guy at work

Anonymous wrote:

Can you file a workplace safety incident report? I just fell for you.



This would work well at OSHA/USDOL.
Anonymous
Post 04/01/2024 14:16     Subject: Re:How to hit on guy at work

Are you from accounting? Because I was ac-counting on seeing you later.

Can you file a workplace safety incident report? I just fell for you.

Do you have the Wi-Fi password? — because I'm feeling this connection.
Anonymous
Post 04/01/2024 13:59     Subject: Re:How to hit on guy at work

Anonymous wrote:Tell him you’d be happy to assume an entry level position.

Tell him you’d like to download his upgrade.

Tell him that you are an expert at unzipping files and other things.

Tell him how much you enjoy working under him.


Thanks! I’m gonna shoot my shot! Wish me luck!
Anonymous
Post 04/01/2024 13:56     Subject: Re:How to hit on guy at work

Tell him you’d be happy to assume an entry level position.

Tell him you’d like to download his upgrade.

Tell him that you are an expert at unzipping files and other things.

Tell him how much you enjoy working under him.
Anonymous
Post 04/01/2024 13:52     Subject: Re:How to hit on guy at work

Anonymous wrote:Needs to have plausible deniability and sound dirty, but isn't.

Mind if I use your laptop?

When do you think you'll be getting off today?

I want it on my desk, NOW!!!


LMAO!!!!!