Anonymous
Post 12/23/2023 23:54     Subject: I ate bacon three times today

Anonymous wrote:Breakfast: egg bites at Starbucks, bacon and gruyere
Lunch: salad with bacon (and other, healthier stuff)
Dinner: meat sauce with bacon bits and pasta

Damn. If I die of a heart attack in my sleep tonight, thanks for everything and please destroy everything in my night stand.


That's just bits of bacon for flavoring. totally does not count.