Anonymous wrote:Anonymous wrote:Can someone describe, in detail, the nature of the sex scenes please.
There isn’t any nudity at all. I don’t even think Napoleon is shown topless.
One scene that’s vivid in my memory involved Josephine being bent over with Napoleon standing behind her and trusting vigorously while making these horrible grunting noises
Actually the majority of the cringe in the sex scenes if from weird noises Napoleon makes. One is like he is imitating how a fish sucks it’s mouth and makes suction noises![]()
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Anonymous wrote:We went with our 2 teenagers, 19 & 14. The sex scenes were uncomfortable and unnecessary. They're relatively short if that helps. It's not a great movie by any standard. I didn't love Oppenheimer, but at least it was compelling. Napoleon was boring and laugh-out-loud stupid at times (there's a hilariously awful line about destiny & pork chops.)
Anonymous wrote:I'm French. I'm going to pass. It's very, very disconcerting to hear Napoleon talk in English!
I love Oppenheimer, but did not bring my 13 year old to watch the entirely gratuitous sex scenes of that movie.
I think if you love well-managed scenes of war, you might like the new Napoleon movie, but really, that's it. It's all that Ridley Scott does well here, apparently.
Anonymous wrote:Anonymous wrote:Idk why most directors put too many unnecessary sex scenes in movies. Movie industry is obsessed with sex.
The sexual proclivities of Napoleon and Josephine Bonaparte are the stuff of legend.
I think a history of Napoleon that doesn’t recount one of his greatest driving obsessions would be a failure.
Maybe prudes just need to lighten up and accept that human primates generally like to have sex when a pleasant opportunity arises so of course their art is going to reflect that innate drive.
Anonymous wrote: The best description of the sex scenes came from a British critic who called them “Canine”. I just laughed out loud because it’s so true.
Anonymous wrote:Can someone describe, in detail, the nature of the sex scenes please.
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