Anonymous wrote:Saw this on Facebook (don’t judge me. I’m old). Carry some sidewalk chalk around with you. Draw a big circle around their car. Then draw a giant arrow pointing towards their car. Then in giant bubble letters write “LOOK AT ME! I’M SPECIAL!”.

I like this idea.

You could also carry some birdseed and throw it on their car.

Depends on my mood, how bad my chronic pain is that day, and a couple of other things. Most days I roll my eyes and keep it moving, sometimes I call security

In your scenario, there are two adjacent empty parking spaces, so the parking lot must not be very crowded. So I would go park somewhere near by.

Anonymous wrote:Geez, it’s only a parking spot. Ignore and move on.

+1 life is too short

When I used to drive around a junker, I’d park on the driver’s side, trying to fit into whatever was left of the neighboring spot.

Nothing.

No one died and put me in charge of other adults.

I usually point and say they are a prick. And then forget about it and go about my day.

Anonymous wrote:I drink a shot of tequila and recite the lyrics to Mr. Roboto while doing a handstand

This is, clearly, the only correct thing to do.

Nothing, because I don’t want to be shot in the face. Roll your eyes and move on.

Obviously, the only way to handle this situation is to key their car. All over, not just like a passive aggressive wannabe pretending they did something bad. Be aggressive aggressive, streaks down both sides, maybe some parking tips on the trunk.

Nothing. I don't care enough about what others do.

I drink a shot of tequila and recite the lyrics to Mr. Roboto while doing a handstand

I mind my own business. Are you aware that wheelchair users regularly will do that at the back of a parking lot because people parked too close to handicap Spaces were parked in the hashed marked off space and there is no room for them to enter or exit their car

Nothing. You do nothing.