Anonymous
Post 04/09/2023 14:20     Subject: The realtor recently picked up a thesaurus
Im not sure that a “stunning show of opulence” is a positive characteristic. And it doesn’t seem opulent to me.

But beyond the description, I can’t get over a $2.8M house that appears intentionally built at the bottom of a hill. That is just not a good idea.
Anonymous
Post 04/08/2023 18:47     Subject: The realtor recently picked up a thesaurus
Anonymous wrote:Yeah that’s chat AI


But when you use that, aren’t you supposed to, I don’t know, read it first? Edit? Or give it more instructions?

I'm trying to imagine the realtor’s input: “Average at least three adjectives per sentence, and go heavy on the cliches.”
Anonymous
Post 04/08/2023 18:28     Subject: The realtor recently picked up a thesaurus
A visual feast for the eyes? Is there any other kind?
Anonymous
Post 04/08/2023 18:14     Subject: The realtor recently picked up a thesaurus
Lol
Anonymous
Post 04/08/2023 15:59     Subject: The realtor recently picked up a thesaurus
Yeah that’s chat AI
Anonymous
Post 04/08/2023 14:44     Subject: Re:The realtor recently picked up a thesaurus

No landscaping. Very boring yard.
Anonymous
Post 04/08/2023 12:02     Subject: Re:The realtor recently picked up a thesaurus
Anonymous wrote:Did they paint brick blue??


Kind of. It’s a remodel, not new construction. The brick was already painted, and they painted over it. The blue is an improvement.
Anonymous
Post 04/08/2023 11:31     Subject: Re:The realtor recently picked up a thesaurus
Did they paint brick blue??
Anonymous
Post 04/08/2023 10:55     Subject: The realtor recently picked up a thesaurus
one car garage for that price?
Anonymous
Post 04/08/2023 10:50     Subject: The realtor recently picked up a thesaurus
For nearly $3M you better give me appliances that don't market themselves as "attainable luxury"
Anonymous
Post 04/08/2023 09:39     Subject: The realtor recently picked up a thesaurus
Anonymous wrote:
Anonymous wrote:I need better photos of this breathtaking cabinetry that will leave me in awe. I never dreamed cabinetry could do that, and I’m ready to experience it.


LOL. This is DCUM wit that keeps me coming back.


+1 LOL this was good
Anonymous
Post 04/08/2023 09:31     Subject: Re:The realtor recently picked up a thesaurus
Anonymous wrote:
Anonymous wrote:Low end black appliances in a $2.8 million house? How cheap is that builder?


No trim in kitchen, crummy windows, ugly flooring.


Also, for $2.8 million, I'd want half-decent landscaping.
Anonymous
Post 04/08/2023 09:28     Subject: The realtor recently picked up a thesaurus
Anonymous wrote:I need better photos of this breathtaking cabinetry that will leave me in awe. I never dreamed cabinetry could do that, and I’m ready to experience it.


LOL. This is DCUM wit that keeps me coming back.
Anonymous
Post 04/08/2023 08:38     Subject: The realtor recently picked up a thesaurus
Anonymous wrote:Terrible layout.


Yes, I just looked at the layout. Lots of wasted space in the 2nd floor sitting room, and tiny bedrooms. And the placement of the mudroom doesn’t make sense to me. Don’t you want the mudroom to be directly off the garage, where you’re going to enter?
Anonymous
Post 04/08/2023 08:28     Subject: Re:The realtor recently picked up a thesaurus
The “stunning patio that offers ample space to host guests in style” is 9 separate squares of concrete too small to fit anything bigger than a chair.