Anonymous wrote:Here I am
Rock you like a Christmas ham
- the Scorpions

Now I can't even hear the original. This is too good!

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:It is not wrapped up like a douche!

Wrapped up like a douche in the middle of the night!

Just cross my feet before you leave me, baby

Sigh.

Revved up like a deuce another runner in the night.

Yes, I know the real lyrics but my misheard ones are so much better!

We built this city. We built this city on sausage rolls.

Gladly the cross-eyed bear. An oldie.

Here I am
Rock you like a Christmas ham
- the Scorpions

"There's a baboon on the right"

(CCR's Bad Moon Rising")

My parents were big Neil Diamond fans. I grew up thinking he was singing “Reverend Blue Jeans” when the actual lyrics are “Forever in Blue Jeans”. It was decades before I discovered my mistake.

Come in from the war zone - seventh avenue

That I’m an angry Jew

“Hold me closer Tony Danza”

😄😄😄😄

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:It is not wrapped up like a douche!

Wrapped up like a douche in the middle of the night!

Just cross my feet before you leave me, baby

Sigh.

Revved up like a deuce another runner in the night.

Wrapped up like a douche another odor in the night.

I'm dying.

"There's a bathroom on the right" instead of there's a bad moon on the rise.

"There's a bathroom on the right". Good old CCR. I cannot unhear it.

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:It is not wrapped up like a douche!

Wrapped up like a douche in the middle of the night!

Just cross my feet before you leave me, baby

Sigh.

Revved up like a deuce another runner in the night.

Wrapped up like a douche another odor in the night.

I thought I heard Madonna's "Papa, Don't Preach" mentioned sheep.

Years later, the internet informs me that I'm not the only one.