Anonymous
Post 02/28/2023 09:53     Subject: House Porn in Florida
Is this house real? The pictures all look computer generated.
Anonymous
Post 02/28/2023 05:32     Subject: House Porn in Florida
Anonymous wrote:I can't even begin to imagine how many tennis balls would end up in the water.


Or broken windows from tennis balls. The tennis court is next to part of the house.
Anonymous
Post 02/27/2023 19:47     Subject: House Porn in Florida
Anonymous wrote:That doesn't look like a home. What kind of ahole would build something like that?


+1. Homes like this are gross. People who build homes like this are gross.
Anonymous
Post 02/27/2023 19:13     Subject: House Porn in Florida
Anonymous wrote:It's a beautiful home, I would love to be invited to a party there. Feels like something I would see on Real Housewives or a Real Estate show.

It makes me stressed thinking about owning it, with hurricanes and rising water. I can't imagine many people want to spend (or lose) $200M. I wonder how many homes in FL have sold for $200M????


I can't buy it because I have a very strict budget of $200M and can't afford the $200,000,035 it would cost me to purchase both the house AND the constant supply of tennis balls.
Anonymous
Post 02/27/2023 18:46     Subject: House Porn in Florida
Anonymous wrote:The real winner here is the couple who paid $7.8M in 1998 and sold it for $80M per that article.

Assuming they built the house, but the listing both says “brand new estate” and that the house was built in 1930. WTF.
Anonymous
Post 02/27/2023 16:45     Subject: House Porn in Florida
Anonymous wrote:I can't even begin to imagine how many tennis balls would end up in the water.


LOL that was my first thought too
Anonymous
Post 02/27/2023 16:39     Subject: House Porn in Florida
Anonymous wrote:
Anonymous wrote:But why is only the one turret red? Did they run over budget?


Because there is only one turret.


No really. Why the two-toned roof? It looks bad.
Anonymous
Post 02/27/2023 16:38     Subject: House Porn in Florida
The real winner here is the couple who paid $7.8M in 1998 and sold it for $80M per that article.
Anonymous
Post 02/27/2023 16:36     Subject: Re:House Porn in Florida
Anonymous wrote:private island



Is that a shared driveway?
Anonymous
Post 02/27/2023 16:34     Subject: House Porn in Florida
Anonymous wrote:Are there tennis courts? Every picture of the exterior is a render


Ummm...is this a joke?