Anonymous
Post 01/23/2023 17:32     Subject: Just for fun: Pettiest reason you ended a relationship

Guy I was dating made a ton of money. And liked to spend it on himself. His daughter asked for an American Girl doll for Christmas and he thought it was too expensive and extravagant so he bought her a $20 doll from Target. That same day he ordered himself about $800 worth of junk for his hobby. I just couldn’t after that.
Anonymous
Post 01/23/2023 17:07     Subject: Just for fun: Pettiest reason you ended a relationship

He chewed with his mouth open
Anonymous
Post 01/23/2023 16:59     Subject: Just for fun: Pettiest reason you ended a relationship

Anonymous wrote:He pronounced charcuterie wrong.


You mean others don’t say Shark Coochie?!
Anonymous
Post 01/23/2023 16:58     Subject: Just for fun: Pettiest reason you ended a relationship

Anonymous wrote:He ate four pieces of ice cream cake at my neice's 3rd birthday.


Hahahahhaa
Anonymous
Post 01/23/2023 16:58     Subject: Re:Just for fun: Pettiest reason you ended a relationship

He was short and thick-legged…then I met his family and they ALL were too. I just couldn’t picture doing that to my future kids
Anonymous
Post 01/23/2023 16:54     Subject: Just for fun: Pettiest reason you ended a relationship

Instead of saying Thanksgiving, he ALWAYS said "Turkey Day. Like always. And he was from Minnesota so it had the accent to go with it, and I just couldn't deal with it.
Anonymous
Post 01/23/2023 16:51     Subject: Re:Just for fun: Pettiest reason you ended a relationship

Anonymous wrote:
Anonymous wrote:Always insisted on wearing condoms.


You are a guy, right?


No I don’t wear condoms. He insisted.

I HATE them.
Anonymous
Post 01/23/2023 16:38     Subject: Just for fun: Pettiest reason you ended a relationship

Added pronouns to his bio
Anonymous
Post 01/23/2023 16:26     Subject: Re:Just for fun: Pettiest reason you ended a relationship

He had a very unusual profession. I just kept thinking, how did you get into THAT?
Anonymous
Post 01/23/2023 16:24     Subject: Re:Just for fun: Pettiest reason you ended a relationship

He pronounced salmon with the "L" and dragged it out...think "saaLLLLmon" and then he tipped $5 on a $80 tab.

I couldn't.
Anonymous
Post 01/23/2023 16:21     Subject: Just for fun: Pettiest reason you ended a relationship

I didn't like the winter coat he was wearing.
Anonymous
Post 01/23/2023 16:18     Subject: Just for fun: Pettiest reason you ended a relationship

Bad teeth
Anonymous
Post 01/23/2023 16:16     Subject: Just for fun: Pettiest reason you ended a relationship

I thought one of her family stories was a lie. I couldn't accuse of her of lie, and I couldn't stand to be with someone I thought told casual lies.
Anonymous
Post 01/23/2023 16:16     Subject: Just for fun: Pettiest reason you ended a relationship

He pronounced charcuterie wrong.
Anonymous
Post 01/23/2023 16:16     Subject: Just for fun: Pettiest reason you ended a relationship

Anonymous wrote:He bought toilet paper when I was shopping with him.


This one cracked me up! This wins so far. This is straight George Costanza level petty.