Anonymous
08/31/2022 23:16
Subject: Re:Worst first date stories?
Pp here. Forgot the weird one where I accompany guy to bar after dinner where he proceeds to have long convo with “source” and then later meets with someone else to discuss something else.
On our dates. He was a Paul Manafort type.
On our dates. He was a Paul Manafort type.
Anonymous
08/31/2022 23:13
Subject: Re:Worst first date stories?
Ugh this thread reminds me of why I’m grateful to be married …
My bad or weird dates included a guy who showed up and within a few minutes proceeded to tell me he was married but slept on the couch /stayed for
for the kids; a guy whose pictures all showed him with a full head curly hair but he had none at all (I don’t care but seriously I’m not going to notice!) ; a guy who pronounced immediately he didn’t like any “ethnic” food (when I mention Asian, Mexican etc as possibilities); a guy who brought his parents (granted this was date no. 2); a guy who told me he had just recently separated and did I want to meet his three kids the next weekend; a guy who took me to what I realize what a swingers club (king time ago, a place on u street); a guy who started telling me 9/11 was fake and was super intense (probably now full on Qanon) and maybe the best/worst a guy who took me on a nice date…to which his girlfriend showed up spitting mad.
My bad or weird dates included a guy who showed up and within a few minutes proceeded to tell me he was married but slept on the couch /stayed for
for the kids; a guy whose pictures all showed him with a full head curly hair but he had none at all (I don’t care but seriously I’m not going to notice!) ; a guy who pronounced immediately he didn’t like any “ethnic” food (when I mention Asian, Mexican etc as possibilities); a guy who brought his parents (granted this was date no. 2); a guy who told me he had just recently separated and did I want to meet his three kids the next weekend; a guy who took me to what I realize what a swingers club (king time ago, a place on u street); a guy who started telling me 9/11 was fake and was super intense (probably now full on Qanon) and maybe the best/worst a guy who took me on a nice date…to which his girlfriend showed up spitting mad.
Anonymous
08/31/2022 22:11
Subject: Worst first date stories?
Anonymous wrote:So, this is funny.
A younger HOT girl(mid 20s) and I started talking. I am good looking and have successful career and she was interested in me. I asked her out for a nice dinner and she picked one of the most expensive restaurants around. She was already there before our meeting time and had ordered a glass of expensive champagne. We sat down after the initial greetings and after that she was on her phone non-stop. Taking pics, posting them on insta, doing snaps,texting, etc. Talking about food and she didn't interacted with me at all. Meanwhile, she had also ordered an expensive bottle($100+) of champagne. I was hungry so I ordered food and she did too. She was of course picking the most expensive items on the menu and bragging about it on insta right away. Everything was rude and offensive. At the end, it was time to pay the bill. Server brought the bill, I paid for mine including tip on the whole check and asked her to pay for her part. She was surprised and said - "you asked me out for dinner". Then I replied - "yes, I did but you didn't come on a date with me. It was your phone you were on date with". I said that and just left.
Well done.
Anonymous
08/31/2022 21:59
Subject: Worst first date stories?
My favorite…. This one guy who I met for drinks, and about 10 minutes into the small talk, he leaned over and told me he was a master dominator and was going to make me his slave. I tried to change the topic, but somewhere around his mention of rubber horse masks I walked out.
Anonymous
08/31/2022 21:56
Subject: Worst first date stories?
Met one guy online and agreed to meet for coffee. When we got there, after chatting for a few minutes, asked if zi’d like to meet his mom. He pointed to her, sitting across the cafe, and then waved her over to join us. Longest 30 mins of my life.
Met another guy for drinks, during which he ordered a full dinner at the bar, and drank so heavily that after about an hour he was clearly very intoxicated. I called him an Uber, and as I was putting him in the Uber he asked me to come with him back to his place and when I declined, he started crying.
Met another guy for drinks, during which he ordered a full dinner at the bar, and drank so heavily that after about an hour he was clearly very intoxicated. I called him an Uber, and as I was putting him in the Uber he asked me to come with him back to his place and when I declined, he started crying.
Anonymous
08/31/2022 21:35
Subject: Worst first date stories?
So, this is funny.
A younger HOT girl(mid 20s) and I started talking. I am good looking and have successful career and she was interested in me. I asked her out for a nice dinner and she picked one of the most expensive restaurants around. She was already there before our meeting time and had ordered a glass of expensive champagne. We sat down after the initial greetings and after that she was on her phone non-stop. Taking pics, posting them on insta, doing snaps,texting, etc. Talking about food and she didn't interacted with me at all. Meanwhile, she had also ordered an expensive bottle($100+) of champagne. I was hungry so I ordered food and she did too. She was of course picking the most expensive items on the menu and bragging about it on insta right away. Everything was rude and offensive. At the end, it was time to pay the bill. Server brought the bill, I paid for mine including tip on the whole check and asked her to pay for her part. She was surprised and said - "you asked me out for dinner". Then I replied - "yes, I did but you didn't come on a date with me. It was your phone you were on date with". I said that and just left.
A younger HOT girl(mid 20s) and I started talking. I am good looking and have successful career and she was interested in me. I asked her out for a nice dinner and she picked one of the most expensive restaurants around. She was already there before our meeting time and had ordered a glass of expensive champagne. We sat down after the initial greetings and after that she was on her phone non-stop. Taking pics, posting them on insta, doing snaps,texting, etc. Talking about food and she didn't interacted with me at all. Meanwhile, she had also ordered an expensive bottle($100+) of champagne. I was hungry so I ordered food and she did too. She was of course picking the most expensive items on the menu and bragging about it on insta right away. Everything was rude and offensive. At the end, it was time to pay the bill. Server brought the bill, I paid for mine including tip on the whole check and asked her to pay for her part. She was surprised and said - "you asked me out for dinner". Then I replied - "yes, I did but you didn't come on a date with me. It was your phone you were on date with". I said that and just left.
Anonymous
08/31/2022 18:14
Subject: Worst first date stories?
15 years ago I met a guy online. In his picture he had a short haircut, clean shaven and was wearing a suit. I met hm at the bookstore and he had a Grizzly Adams beard, Bob Dylan haircut, and was wearing a tie dyed shirt, cargo shorts and socks with sandals. We were talking and my male cousin showed up at the bookstore so I took that as my cue to leave with him. The date started crying that I was leaving him to be with this guy, but he actually was my cousin. I said something reassuring and disappeared forever.
Anonymous
08/31/2022 18:00
Subject: Worst first date stories?
Anonymous wrote:Anonymous wrote:I got divorced when I was 43 and dipped my toe into online dating. Matched with a guy and met up for coffee. Thank goodness for coffee dates ladies! He’s reported his age as 51 on the dating app. He showed up and it was clear that he’d been 51 at some point in his life, probably 10-15 years prior. And the pictures he posted were probably from then. Nothing against the geriatrics or handicapped but he had handicapped tags and was just old. I made cordial conversation, quickly drank my coffee and scooted out of there. New to online dating I really didn’t know how to handle it, thankfully we hadn’t rolled to personal cells so all communication was through the app. He messaged me after and told me what a great time he had and asked me out for dinner. I deactivated my dating profile for a few months after that
Same here but with a woman in her mid-60s who “saw herself as younger”. I did the same as you.
Yep. Had a date a few months ago with a woman who said she was 56 and a former model. I think she might have been a Victory Girl during World War Two!
Anonymous
08/31/2022 17:46
Subject: Re:Worst first date stories?
These are hilarious. I have a friend who is in her 50s and she has interesting dating stories. The absolutely best/worst was -
A date was driving her for a dinner date at a fancy restaurant in downtown Bethesda but it seems he needed to go to the bathroom badly. He stopped in front of the restaurant, got out, unzipped his pants and started to pee at the side of the road (close to the car). My friend got down from the other side of the car and made her escape!!
A date was driving her for a dinner date at a fancy restaurant in downtown Bethesda but it seems he needed to go to the bathroom badly. He stopped in front of the restaurant, got out, unzipped his pants and started to pee at the side of the road (close to the car). My friend got down from the other side of the car and made her escape!!
Anonymous
08/31/2022 17:34
Subject: Worst first date stories?
Anonymous wrote:Anonymous wrote:Man here. 20+ years ago I met someone through the personals. We agreed to meet and grab a bite somewhere nearby.
We met, and she suggested either McDonalds or Burger King. Not exactly what I had in mind but ok. Within about a minute or so, I realized she was trans, and hadn't revealed this information.
We made it to the restaurant (Burger King I think.), and after a minute or so of discussing what we were going to eat, I "went to the bathroom" and escaped out the back door.
Am i going to get cancelled for typing this? In 2022 (if I were actually single), I'd actually go on such date if a trans woman was up front about it. Just don't take me by surprise like that.
If it were a passable trap, I’d do it
Burger Queen
Anonymous
08/31/2022 17:33
Subject: Worst first date stories?
I met a guy for coffee in Old Town. He kissed me on the lips when we first met. Then as we walked around he asked if I had any hot friends he could meet. We went to the Torpedo Factory and he got upset that I talked to one of the artists because her art was 'creepy." He said, "WHY DID YOU TALK TO HER?!" He also argued that the earth was only 6000 years old. He had the audacity to unmatch me before I even got home, denying me the pleasure of doing so first.
Anonymous
08/31/2022 17:25
Subject: Worst first date stories?
Anonymous wrote:I got divorced when I was 43 and dipped my toe into online dating. Matched with a guy and met up for coffee. Thank goodness for coffee dates ladies! He’s reported his age as 51 on the dating app. He showed up and it was clear that he’d been 51 at some point in his life, probably 10-15 years prior. And the pictures he posted were probably from then. Nothing against the geriatrics or handicapped but he had handicapped tags and was just old. I made cordial conversation, quickly drank my coffee and scooted out of there. New to online dating I really didn’t know how to handle it, thankfully we hadn’t rolled to personal cells so all communication was through the app. He messaged me after and told me what a great time he had and asked me out for dinner. I deactivated my dating profile for a few months after that
Same here but with a woman in her mid-60s who “saw herself as younger”. I did the same as you.
Anonymous
08/31/2022 13:37
Subject: Worst first date stories?
I got divorced when I was 43 and dipped my toe into online dating. Matched with a guy and met up for coffee. Thank goodness for coffee dates ladies! He’s reported his age as 51 on the dating app. He showed up and it was clear that he’d been 51 at some point in his life, probably 10-15 years prior. And the pictures he posted were probably from then. Nothing against the geriatrics or handicapped but he had handicapped tags and was just old. I made cordial conversation, quickly drank my coffee and scooted out of there. New to online dating I really didn’t know how to handle it, thankfully we hadn’t rolled to personal cells so all communication was through the app. He messaged me after and told me what a great time he had and asked me out for dinner. I deactivated my dating profile for a few months after that
Anonymous
08/31/2022 13:18
Subject: Worst first date stories?
Anonymous wrote:Man here. 20+ years ago I met someone through the personals. We agreed to meet and grab a bite somewhere nearby.
We met, and she suggested either McDonalds or Burger King. Not exactly what I had in mind but ok. Within about a minute or so, I realized she was trans, and hadn't revealed this information.
We made it to the restaurant (Burger King I think.), and after a minute or so of discussing what we were going to eat, I "went to the bathroom" and escaped out the back door.
Am i going to get cancelled for typing this? In 2022 (if I were actually single), I'd actually go on such date if a trans woman was up front about it. Just don't take me by surprise like that.
If it were a passable trap, I’d do it
Anonymous
08/31/2022 12:54
Subject: Worst first date stories?
Man here. 20+ years ago I met someone through the personals. We agreed to meet and grab a bite somewhere nearby.
We met, and she suggested either McDonalds or Burger King. Not exactly what I had in mind but ok. Within about a minute or so, I realized she was trans, and hadn't revealed this information.
We made it to the restaurant (Burger King I think.), and after a minute or so of discussing what we were going to eat, I "went to the bathroom" and escaped out the back door.
Am i going to get cancelled for typing this? In 2022 (if I were actually single), I'd actually go on such date if a trans woman was up front about it. Just don't take me by surprise like that.
We met, and she suggested either McDonalds or Burger King. Not exactly what I had in mind but ok. Within about a minute or so, I realized she was trans, and hadn't revealed this information.
We made it to the restaurant (Burger King I think.), and after a minute or so of discussing what we were going to eat, I "went to the bathroom" and escaped out the back door.
Am i going to get cancelled for typing this? In 2022 (if I were actually single), I'd actually go on such date if a trans woman was up front about it. Just don't take me by surprise like that.