Anonymous
02/09/2022 21:03
Subject: Give me some pick up lines
You must be in a wrong place – the Miss Universe contest is across the street
Anonymous
02/09/2022 21:02
Subject: Re:Give me some pick up lines
I don’t have any lines for you but just wanted to say that I would totally get into this if my boyfriend would ask. I hope you 2 have lots of fun!!
Anonymous
02/09/2022 20:59
Subject: Give me some pick up lines
Hi, I’m an astronaut, and my next mission is to explore Uranus.
Anonymous
02/09/2022 19:58
Subject: Re:Give me some pick up lines
The way you smile- how could I resist you?
Anonymous
02/09/2022 19:57
Subject: Re:Give me some pick up lines
Hey there. I’m not a photographer, but I can picture you and me together tonight.
Anonymous
02/09/2022 19:57
Subject: Re:Give me some pick up lines
Are you a parking ticket? Because you’ve got FINE written all over you.
Anonymous
02/09/2022 19:56
Subject: Re:Give me some pick up lines
Well, here I am. What were your other two wishes?
Anonymous
02/09/2022 19:46
Subject: Re:Give me some pick up lines
"You don't seem to sweat too much for a heavier girl."
Anonymous
02/09/2022 19:03
Subject: Re:Give me some pick up lines
Anonymous wrote:Get a business sized card made out of resilient, laminated material that cannot be ripped, which says: "If there is any chance of us hooking up tonight, smile. If not, tear up this card."
Walk up to her in the bar, introduce yourself, and give her the card.
No matter what happens you will break the ice and get her laughing.
I used that the first time I met my wife and it worked like a charm. Thank God she does not know how many times it worked before we met!
Yuck
Anonymous
02/09/2022 18:21
Subject: Give me some pick up lines
Anonymous wrote:Anonymous wrote:Anonymous wrote:"Are you wearing the panties your mother laid out for you?"
W. T. F.
Seinfeld
https://youtu.be/98YukqxYCKU
People get triggered over humor these days.
Anonymous
02/09/2022 18:12
Subject: Re:Give me some pick up lines
Get a business sized card made out of resilient, laminated material that cannot be ripped, which says: "If there is any chance of us hooking up tonight, smile. If not, tear up this card."
Walk up to her in the bar, introduce yourself, and give her the card.
No matter what happens you will break the ice and get her laughing.
I used that the first time I met my wife and it worked like a charm. Thank God she does not know how many times it worked before we met!
Walk up to her in the bar, introduce yourself, and give her the card.
No matter what happens you will break the ice and get her laughing.
I used that the first time I met my wife and it worked like a charm. Thank God she does not know how many times it worked before we met!
Anonymous
02/09/2022 16:08
Subject: Give me some pick up lines
Anonymous wrote:You smell good enough to eat
Subtle.
Anonymous
02/09/2022 12:02
Subject: Give me some pick up lines
Anonymous wrote:You: Do you wash your clothes in Windex?
Her: No, why?
You: Because I can see myself in your pants.
Also works if you ask if they have a mirror in their pocket.
Anonymous
02/09/2022 11:58
Subject: Give me some pick up lines
You: Do you wash your clothes in Windex?
Her: No, why?
You: Because I can see myself in your pants.
Her: No, why?
You: Because I can see myself in your pants.
Anonymous
02/09/2022 11:35
Subject: Give me some pick up lines
Are you the woman that ordered the gigolo?