Anonymous
Post 01/06/2022 09:54     Subject: I feel like a squirrel; I lost my hidden chocolate bar
Anonymous wrote:Whenever I have something I want for myself, I take it around to all family members and explain that I will kill them if they touch it.

I do the same
Anonymous
Post 01/06/2022 09:54     Subject: Re:I feel like a squirrel; I lost my hidden chocolate bar
If u have a canister type vacuum, hide the bar (well wrapped) in the compartment for attachments.
Anonymous
Post 01/06/2022 09:52     Subject: Re:I feel like a squirrel; I lost my hidden chocolate bar
Depending on its size, hide it in the bottom envelope of the place where you keep bills to be paid.
Anonymous
Post 01/06/2022 09:44     Subject: I feel like a squirrel; I lost my hidden chocolate bar
Love this thread. DH & I have lost our squirrel treats multiple times. Mine is candy and his is cookies. He usually finds his after the cookies have gone stale. Womp womp.
Anonymous
Post 01/06/2022 09:40     Subject: Re:I feel like a squirrel; I lost my hidden chocolate bar
Hide it in the 2015 tax files.
Anonymous
Post 01/06/2022 09:27     Subject: Re:I feel like a squirrel; I lost my hidden chocolate bar
Anonymous wrote:I love this post so much.


+1 This thread is a delight.
Anonymous
Post 01/06/2022 09:24     Subject: I feel like a squirrel; I lost my hidden chocolate bar
Anonymous wrote:Whenever I have something I want for myself, I take it around to all family members and explain that I will kill them if they touch it.


Anonymous
Post 01/06/2022 09:23     Subject: I feel like a squirrel; I lost my hidden chocolate bar

I laughed out loud! Found my people.

Alas, usually my treats don't last long enough for me to forget where they are... which is a different problem.


Anonymous
Post 01/06/2022 09:21     Subject: I feel like a squirrel; I lost my hidden chocolate bar
Anonymous wrote:I hid it away so the teen boys and husband wouldn’t eat it before I had a chance to. They have plenty of sweets if they want, but I was saving mine. Now’s the time. Everyone’s asleep, I have a nice cup of tea, go for the chocolate bar and… nothing. Did I hide it somewhere else and forgot? Did someone eat it? Sad.


Obviously, other squirrels found it. Interrogate your DH and boys squirrels.
Anonymous
Post 01/06/2022 09:20     Subject: Re:I feel like a squirrel; I lost my hidden chocolate bar
Anonymous wrote:One of my kids and I hide special treats from DH and the other DS because those two ravenous beasts will inhale anything they come across when hungry. Squirrel DS sometimes finds my special spots and adds his stash too, and it’s kind of a bonding thing. We’ve never been discovered.

I’m very sorry about your chocolate bar, OP, but you clearly need to be more devious with your hiding spots.


This is so sweet! My H and I have to hide stuff from our teen son, too. I also have a place where I hide things for the whole family; they'll think there's no dessert and, voila, I produce a box of cookies or whatever.
Anonymous
Post 01/06/2022 09:19     Subject: I feel like a squirrel; I lost my hidden chocolate bar
Anonymous wrote:Hide your treats in a Tampon box.


This works if you only have son's. If you have a daughter it will get found.
Anonymous
Post 01/06/2022 09:15     Subject: I feel like a squirrel; I lost my hidden chocolate bar
Anonymous wrote:Someone ate it, duh. Teen boys find everything. I sure did. [/quot

This exactly. There is another squirrel who knows where you hide your stash. They believe what’s yours is theirs. Find a better hiding spot and email yourself where it is if you have to! Nothing like going to reach for something and it’s empty or gone —seemingly vanished. Mom w teen son.
Anonymous
Post 01/06/2022 09:05     Subject: I feel like a squirrel; I lost my hidden chocolate bar
I would start with daily Soduku
Anonymous
Post 01/06/2022 09:04     Subject: Re:I feel like a squirrel; I lost my hidden chocolate bar
Hide the chocolate bar near the spare tire in the car. U know, close the car jack.