"Look good on you though."

If I'm having a bad day, this live newscast of a Home Depot bomb threat always makes me laugh- https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_xK90m9_Ni4
So dang funny

This!

If you watch nothing else today, do yourself a favor and watch THIS! 🤣🤣🤣

The gif of the guy who unfolds the chair with one hand (used often to indicate “I’m going to sit here and watch this argument unfold”

The fish maw thread. I laugh til tears in my eyes every time I read it.

Anonymous wrote:When I think about my 14 year old self with permed bangs. Man. What a hottie.

Uhhh, I have you beat.
How about a perm and STRAIGHTENED bangs.

Woof, the juxtaposition on that one is hot!

This meme (not all the follow-ups):
https://i.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/original/000/653/707/319.jpg


This stand-up comic’s performance of everything moms say in a day.
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=hDMhpapZcoU

This joke (the storm can now be substituted for covid, and the rescuers for masks & vaccines).

A storm descends on a small town, and the downpour soon turns into a flood.
As the waters rise, the local preacher kneels in prayer on the church porch, surrounded by water. One of the townsfolk comes up the street in a canoe.

"Better get in, preacher, the waters are rising fast."

"No," says the preacher.
"I have faith in the Lord. He will save me."

Still the waters rise.
Now the preacher is up on the balcony, wringing his hands in supplication, when another guy zips up in a motorboat.

"Come on, preacher. We need to get you out of here. The levee's gonna break any minute."

Once again, the preacher is unmoved.
"I shall remain. The Lord will see me through."

After a while the levee breaks, and the flood rushes over the church until only the steeple on the roof of the church remains above water.
The preacher is up there, clinging to the cross, when a helicopter descends out of the clouds, and a state trooper calls down to him through a megaphone.

"Grab the ladder, preacher. This is your last chance."

Once again, the preacher insists the Lord will deliver him.

And, predictably, he drowns.

A pious man, the preacher goes to heaven.
After a while he gets to the pearly gates and says to God: "Lord, I had unwavering faith in you. Why didn't you deliver me from that flood?"

God shakes his head in disbelief and says:

"What did you want from me? I sent you two boats and a helicopter."

I know it's old, but I love it!

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:Seeing people trip. I love it. The more flailing the better. I could be lying in bed and all of a sudden remember someone tripping three years ago and start giggling.

My best girlfriend and I knew of a spot at our high school where every time it would get cold, this little patch of ice would freeze and it was impossible to see.

All 4 years we were in high school, we'd stake ourselves out behind a 5 foot wall, where we could see the ice patch perfectly, but nobody could see us... and then one by one, we'd watch people slip & flail. 🤣

Although, I will say that if we saw someone actually fall (which only happened a handful of times in all 4 years) we'd run right over to help them and make sure they were ok... nobody was ever hurt, except maybe their ego, but I definitely peed myself a few times over the years.

I laugh at seeing someone trip while also asking if they're okay.

Anonymous wrote:Seeing people trip. I love it. The more flailing the better. I could be lying in bed and all of a sudden remember someone tripping three years ago and start giggling.

My best girlfriend and I knew of a spot at our high school where every time it would get cold, this little patch of ice would freeze and it was impossible to see.

All 4 years we were in high school, we'd stake ourselves out behind a 5 foot wall, where we could see the ice patch perfectly, but nobody could see us... and then one by one, we'd watch people slip & flail. 🤣

Although, I will say that if we saw someone actually fall (which only happened a handful of times in all 4 years) we'd run right over to help them and make sure they were ok... nobody was ever hurt, except maybe their ego, but I definitely peed myself a few times over the years.

Sooo many. But these spring to mind:

Julie Nolke's interviews with her past selves during the pandemic (really, just the first two).

And this video of guinea pigs and pumpkin spice. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1IZCHaBlH64

the humus sandwich in the play one man two govnahs (sp?) with james cordon.

That SNL skit for adult diapers "Opps I cr@pped my pants".

Anonymous wrote:Knock knock

Who’s there?

Interrupting cow.

……

I taught my 4-year-old, already very interrupty nephew this joke and his mother is THRILLED

Young Frankenstein

When I think about my 14 year old self with permed bangs. Man. What a hottie.