Anonymous wrote:Surely he didn't write that post all by himself!
He must have dictated it, and one of his flunkies edited it.

+1 It is way too long for a Trump post, and lacks the trademark misspellings. But Trump's insistence that he's the very model of perfect health, when there are pictures of him snoring away during a Cabinet meeting, is #alternative facts

He should definitely sue The NY Times. Let’s see the actual results of those tests he’s aced and find out why he’s getting MRIs.

Aww, he doesn’t remember that people slow DOWN and speed UP. Bless his withering heart.