Anonymous
06/13/2026 19:31
Subject: Jen Hatmaker
Anonymous wrote:He pulled back his ratchet locs and cleaned up his wrinkles a bit. Great photo of him but probably 65% real.
Oh and here comes Jen gasping and panting that she will be in his presence shortly and that he should cue up their (likely showtunes-heavy-if-it-exists-at-all) playlist for sexy time.
I thought the same thing! A sexy time playlist for them probably includes Alexander Hamilton and Defying Gravity. Lol.
Anonymous
06/13/2026 19:06
Subject: Jen Hatmaker
I have never seen a person relish in having cancer like Sass does. He even capitalizes the word. It's like a golden ticket for attention.
This is a sad, empty life.
This is a sad, empty life.
Anonymous
06/13/2026 19:04
Subject: Jen Hatmaker
He pulled back his ratchet locs and cleaned up his wrinkles a bit. Great photo of him but probably 65% real.
Oh and here comes Jen gasping and panting that she will be in his presence shortly and that he should cue up their (likely showtunes-heavy-if-it-exists-at-all) playlist for sexy time.
Oh and here comes Jen gasping and panting that she will be in his presence shortly and that he should cue up their (likely showtunes-heavy-if-it-exists-at-all) playlist for sexy time.
Anonymous
06/13/2026 08:10
Subject: Jen Hatmaker
It looks to me like he said it about himself on his Instagram, to match up with a new headshot? I'm not sure it's a real headshot or AI, but he looks the best he ever has: polished.
Anonymous
06/13/2026 06:54
Subject: Re:Jen Hatmaker
Anonymous wrote:Dark chocolate sexy Smurf??
Wait! That's actually a thing somebody said?
I think it was in his comments, but it is definitely something he would say. Because you know he's black and brilliant, right?
He posted a new headshot, wearing a blue suit. The caption says:
50
Chemo
2 different cancers
Your boy still out here killing this blue fit like I’m Dark Chocolate Sexy Smurf! BAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!