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Anonymous wrote:OP again with more ham news. Before I went to take the ham to the neighbor, I contacted the ham company through a Facebook message. (The phone at ham company was still not working.) They responded almost instantly. They're going to contact their client who sent the ham, and I get to keep this one. I can only assume that they will contact the neighbor, get his correct address, and send him a new ham. So, we'll both have hams.

It is a Christmas ham miracle.

That’s hamtastic, OP!

Lol!!!!!! Pp above who came in late to thread.

Anonymous wrote:I hope the ham neighbors don’t lightly fry it before going to work...

Anonymous wrote:If this had played out on Twitter instead of DCUM, the ham company would be sending OP a truckload of ham.

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Anonymous wrote:Just want to point out, this is 8 pages on ham 😂
Sometimes I just love DCUM!!!

+1 And apparently we all love ham!

Where should I buy a very good ham? My only experience with ham is my MIL’s gross spiral cut ham bought from a discount supermarket. She serves it every holiday and it’s disgusting. I’m willing to try some quality ham to change my mind on ham.

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Anonymous wrote:OP again with more ham news. Before I went to take the ham to the neighbor, I contacted the ham company through a Facebook message. (The phone at ham company was still not working.) They responded almost instantly. They're going to contact their client who sent the ham, and I get to keep this one. I can only assume that they will contact the neighbor, get his correct address, and send him a new ham. So, we'll both have hams.

It is a Christmas ham miracle.

That’s hamtastic, OP!

Anonymous wrote:The sender is getting a tracking message that the package is successfully delivered. What if they ask your neighbor about it? This could be a quite a caper.

Ham Sender says to Ham Recipient, "Hey, how was the Annual Ham?"

HR says "What ham? I admit, I was disappointed that I was removed from this year's Ham List. I hemmed and hawed, but didn't want to ask you about it. Was it something I said?"

HS says, "Well, it says right here that the Annual Ham was delivered on Dec. 17! Do you live at 123 Hamlet Lane?"

HR is floored. "No, I'm at 132. Wait....do you think they KEPT the Annual Ham?! Who would do make such a ham-handed attempt at blatant theft? Next year, just send me something from Hammacher Schlemmer. I could use a new hammock."

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Anonymous wrote:This sounds like a good plot for a fun movie. Although it would probably play out as two single people who end up following in love because of this ham.

Ham for the Holidays: A Honey Baked Love Story

I'd totally watch that movie.

She was a high powered PR agent living in NYC and engaged to Dickish Von Rich, an investment banker from a well known family. One morning, a ham showed up at their door. "Woah!" She exclaimed. "This was supposed to go to Rustbeltville, Kasasota!" Dishish told her they should just eat it. She decided it would be a fun roadtrip for them and she didn't want to think that someone's Christmas was ruined. Dishish went along at first but then broke up with her right before the trip because he thought it was such a dumb idea. One tearful montage drive later she arrives. Fish out of water antics, like having to carry her own bags!? She found the home of the ham and...it was a Christmas tree farm. An elderly man greeted her and demanded that she join them for dinner. His grandson, Flannely Sixpacker is at the dinner as well. Can Flannely show her the true meaning of Christmas...and love?

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Anonymous wrote:Well, if it’s really a Holiday Ham Netflix movie, OP will be sad to not have ham, but on Christmas morning, the hottie neighbor will knock on her door and bring her the second ham.

Although I’d make alternate ham plans just in case it’s real life.

Jon Hamm would play the neighbor.

Haha!! No, he should either be OP’s husband or the hunky delivery guy.

Paul Giamatti should be the neighbor, with Taraji Henson as his long-suffering wife.
Ham customer service person should be Awkwafina.
OP, tell us what you look like so we can cast you.

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Anonymous wrote:This sounds like a good plot for a fun movie. Although it would probably play out as two single people who end up following in love because of this ham.

Ham for the Holidays: A Honey Baked Love Story

I'd totally watch that movie.

She was a high powered PR agent living in NYC and engaged to Dickish Von Rich, an investment banker from a well known family. One morning, a ham showed up at their door. "Woah!" She exclaimed. "This was supposed to go to Rustbeltville, Kasasota!" Dishish told her they should just eat it. She decided it would be a fun roadtrip for them and she didn't want to think that someone's Christmas was ruined. Dickish went along at first but then broke up with her right before the trip because he thought it was such a dumb idea. One tearful montage drive later she arrives. Fish out of water antics, like having to carry her own bags!? She found the home of the ham and...it was a Christmas tree farm. An elderly man greeted her and demanded that she join them for dinner. His grandson, Flannely Sixpacker is at the dinner as well. Can Flannely show her the true meaning of Christmas...and love?

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Anonymous wrote:Well, if it’s really a Holiday Ham Netflix movie, OP will be sad to not have ham, but on Christmas morning, the hottie neighbor will knock on her door and bring her the second ham.

Although I’d make alternate ham plans just in case it’s real life.

Jon Hamm would play the neighbor.