Anonymous
02/10/2020 15:52
Subject: What’s the best joke you’ve ever heard?
Maybe Dood is said with a Moo sound? Like Doooooood.
Anonymous
02/10/2020 15:45
Subject: What’s the best joke you’ve ever heard?
What's a horse's favorite Beatles song?
Hay chewed.
Hay chewed.
Anonymous
02/10/2020 15:26
Subject: What’s the best joke you’ve ever heard?
Some people were swordfighting with long pieces of bread. Then, pretty soon, everyone was swordfighting with long pieces of bread.
Because violence baguettes violence.
Because violence baguettes violence.
Anonymous
02/10/2020 15:24
Subject: What’s the best joke you’ve ever heard?
I once knew a lumberjack with a Ph.D.
He was a smart feller.
He was a smart feller.
Anonymous
02/10/2020 15:22
Subject: What’s the best joke you’ve ever heard?
The lights in my house just went out, so I have to call an electrician....
I am unable to deal with the current situation..
I am unable to deal with the current situation..
Anonymous
02/10/2020 14:04
Subject: What’s the best joke you’ve ever heard?
How much does it cost for a pirate to get his ears pierced?
A buck an' ear
A buck an' ear
Anonymous
02/10/2020 13:18
Subject: What’s the best joke you’ve ever heard?
Anonymous wrote:Anonymous wrote:Anonymous wrote:My 13 yo texted me this one the other day.
What did one milk say to the other milk?
What’s up dood.
Huh
Yeah, I didn't get this one either.
It's dumb af. Dood is milk in Gujarati
Anonymous
02/10/2020 12:18
Subject: What’s the best joke you’ve ever heard?
Anonymous wrote:Anonymous wrote:Anonymous wrote:Anonymous wrote:My 13 yo texted me this one the other day.
What did one milk say to the other milk?
What’s up dood.
Huh
Yeah, I didn't get this one either.
Are you Indian? Dood means milk in Hindi.
And Urdu! This is a South-Asian-ism
Anonymous
02/10/2020 12:03
Subject: What’s the best joke you’ve ever heard?
Anonymous wrote:Anonymous wrote:Anonymous wrote:My 13 yo texted me this one the other day.
What did one milk say to the other milk?
What’s up dood.
Huh
Yeah, I didn't get this one either.
Are you Indian? Dood means milk in Hindi.
Anonymous
02/10/2020 11:58
Subject: What’s the best joke you’ve ever heard?
Why It's Good To Be A Man
WHY MEN ARE NEVER DEPRESSED:
Men Are Just Happier People --
What do you expect from such simple creatures?
Your last name stays put.
The garage is all yours.
Wedding plans take care of themselves.
Chocolate is just another snack...
You can be President.
You can never be pregnant.
You can wear a white T-shirt to a water park.
You can wear NO shirt to a water park.
Car mechanics tell you the truth.
The world is your urinal.
You never have to drive to another gas station restroom because this one is just too icky.
You don't have to stop and think of which way to turn a nut on a bolt.
Same work, more pay.
Wrinkles add character.
Wedding dress $5000. Tux rental-$100.
People never stare at your chest when you're talking to them.
New shoes don't cut, blister, or mangle your feet.
One mood all the time.
Phone conversations are over in 30 seconds flat.
You know stuff about tanks.
A five-day vacation requires only one suitcase.
You can open all your own jars.
You get extra credit for the slightest act of thoughtfulness.
If someone forgets to invite you, he or she can still be your friend.
Your underwear is $8.95 for a three-pack.
Three pairs of shoes are more than enough..
You almost never have strap problems in public.
You are unable to see wrinkles in your clothes..
Everything on your face stays its original color.
The same hairstyle lasts for years, even decades.
You only have to shave your face and neck.
You can play with toys all your life.
One wallet and one pair of shoes -- one color for all seasons.
You can wear shorts no matter how your legs look.
You can 'do' your nails with a pocket knife.
You have freedom of choice concerning growing a mustache.
You can do Christmas shopping for 25 relatives
On December 24 in 25 minutes.
WHY MEN ARE NEVER DEPRESSED:
Men Are Just Happier People --
What do you expect from such simple creatures?
Your last name stays put.
The garage is all yours.
Wedding plans take care of themselves.
Chocolate is just another snack...
You can be President.
You can never be pregnant.
You can wear a white T-shirt to a water park.
You can wear NO shirt to a water park.
Car mechanics tell you the truth.
The world is your urinal.
You never have to drive to another gas station restroom because this one is just too icky.
You don't have to stop and think of which way to turn a nut on a bolt.
Same work, more pay.
Wrinkles add character.
Wedding dress $5000. Tux rental-$100.
People never stare at your chest when you're talking to them.
New shoes don't cut, blister, or mangle your feet.
One mood all the time.
Phone conversations are over in 30 seconds flat.
You know stuff about tanks.
A five-day vacation requires only one suitcase.
You can open all your own jars.
You get extra credit for the slightest act of thoughtfulness.
If someone forgets to invite you, he or she can still be your friend.
Your underwear is $8.95 for a three-pack.
Three pairs of shoes are more than enough..
You almost never have strap problems in public.
You are unable to see wrinkles in your clothes..
Everything on your face stays its original color.
The same hairstyle lasts for years, even decades.
You only have to shave your face and neck.
You can play with toys all your life.
One wallet and one pair of shoes -- one color for all seasons.
You can wear shorts no matter how your legs look.
You can 'do' your nails with a pocket knife.
You have freedom of choice concerning growing a mustache.
You can do Christmas shopping for 25 relatives
On December 24 in 25 minutes.
Anonymous
02/10/2020 11:56
Subject: Re:What’s the best joke you’ve ever heard?
Anonymous
02/10/2020 11:55
Subject: Re:What’s the best joke you’ve ever heard?
Anonymous
02/10/2020 11:37
Subject: What’s the best joke you’ve ever heard?
Anonymous wrote:Anonymous wrote:My 13 yo texted me this one the other day.
What did one milk say to the other milk?
What’s up dood.
Huh
Yeah, I didn't get this one either.
Anonymous
02/10/2020 11:14
Subject: What’s the best joke you’ve ever heard?
Anonymous wrote:Anonymous wrote:An older woman wanted to surprise her husband so when he opened the front door she was on the steps in a crotchless supergirl outfit and she chirped "super sex"!
Her husband said "I'll take the soup."
??????????
Super sex= soup or sex
Anonymous
02/10/2020 11:02
Subject: What’s the best joke you’ve ever heard?
Anonymous wrote:My 13 yo texted me this one the other day.
What did one milk say to the other milk?
What’s up dood.
Huh