Anonymous
04/19/2018 13:21
Subject: Non-famous but frequent DCUM posters
Hearst Pool Mom (I deserve my pool and I want it now!)
Anonymous
04/19/2018 13:20
Subject: Non-famous but frequent DCUM posters
Anonymous wrote:Anonymous wrote:The "I don't drink alcohol and people just have water at parties but I can't swallow my food without something delicious to wash it down" poster. I don't care if people drink but she was just so weird about the washing food down bit.
This was one of the most fascinating and oddly frustrating threads of late. I relished every page.
Yes! It was like entering bizarro world.
Anonymous
04/19/2018 13:19
Subject: Re:Non-famous but frequent DCUM posters
Anonymous wrote:Anonymous wrote:Anonymous wrote:Anonymous wrote:The poster who wants to know what the best _______ is.
What is the best pair of socks for my three month old?
What is the best brand of pizza for a bbq if we also have a pool?
What is the best brand of toilet paper?
What is the best route through JFK's airport at 6pm on a Tuesday during a full moon?
The posters who ask how much pizza they need. ASK THE PIZZA PLACE IF YOU'RE TOO STUPID TO FIGURE IT OUT!
The poster constantly asking why a house hasn't sold. It hasn't sold because someone hasn't offered as much money as the buyer is willing to accept. ALWAYS.
The poster who thinks everything requires therapy.
"Your kid won't spend time upstairs alone? Don't tell him to get over it, send him to therapy!"
OMG the pizza people. Unfortunately I don't think it's just one.
+1 It's like the siblings and birthday party invites posters. It comes up weekly.
There needs to be a Dumb-Ass Questions from People Who Can't Live Life forum.
+1
Seriously, it's a wonder some people make it out of the house in the morning.
Anonymous
04/19/2018 13:04
Subject: Non-famous but frequent DCUM posters
The my sister hates me poster. Her sister has everything better than her — richer SO, nicer inlaws, better career, is younger and prettier. It seems she’s posted for so long and often enough that I think she either needs serious therapy or is a troll.
Also the ~30-year old poster who wants a much richer husband but she married poorer, although he has a decent 6-figure income.
I wonder if the two are actually s/o by the same poster — the original Chick fil A salad sister.
Also the ~30-year old poster who wants a much richer husband but she married poorer, although he has a decent 6-figure income.
I wonder if the two are actually s/o by the same poster — the original Chick fil A salad sister.
Anonymous
04/19/2018 13:03
Subject: Re:Non-famous but frequent DCUM posters
Anonymous wrote:The poster who wants to know what the best _______ is.
What is the best pair of socks for my three month old?
What is the best brand of pizza for a bbq if we also have a pool?
What is the best brand of toilet paper?
What is the best route through JFK's airport at 6pm on a Tuesday during a full moon?
The posters who ask how much pizza they need. ASK THE PIZZA PLACE IF YOU'RE TOO STUPID TO FIGURE IT OUT!
The poster constantly asking why a house hasn't sold. It hasn't sold because someone hasn't offered as much money as the buyer is willing to accept. ALWAYS.
The poster who thinks everything requires therapy.
"Your kid won't spend time upstairs alone? Don't tell him to get over it, send him to therapy!"
This just made LOL on a conference call. THE BEST!!
Anonymous
04/19/2018 13:03
Subject: Non-famous but frequent DCUM posters
Anonymous wrote:The "I don't drink alcohol and people just have water at parties but I can't swallow my food without something delicious to wash it down" poster. I don't care if people drink but she was just so weird about the washing food down bit.
This was one of the most fascinating and oddly frustrating threads of late. I relished every page.
Anonymous
04/19/2018 13:00
Subject: Re:Non-famous but frequent DCUM posters
Anonymous wrote:Anonymous wrote:Anonymous wrote:The poster who wants to know what the best _______ is.
What is the best pair of socks for my three month old?
What is the best brand of pizza for a bbq if we also have a pool?
What is the best brand of toilet paper?
What is the best route through JFK's airport at 6pm on a Tuesday during a full moon?
The posters who ask how much pizza they need. ASK THE PIZZA PLACE IF YOU'RE TOO STUPID TO FIGURE IT OUT!
The poster constantly asking why a house hasn't sold. It hasn't sold because someone hasn't offered as much money as the buyer is willing to accept. ALWAYS.
The poster who thinks everything requires therapy.
"Your kid won't spend time upstairs alone? Don't tell him to get over it, send him to therapy!"
OMG the pizza people. Unfortunately I don't think it's just one.
+1 It's like the siblings and birthday party invites posters. It comes up weekly.
There needs to be a Dumb-Ass Questions from People Who Can't Live Life forum.
Anonymous
04/19/2018 13:00
Subject: Non-famous but frequent DCUM posters
The "I don't drink alcohol and people just have water at parties but I can't swallow my food without something delicious to wash it down" poster. I don't care if people drink but she was just so weird about the washing food down bit.
Anonymous
04/19/2018 13:00
Subject: Non-famous but frequent DCUM posters
Anonymous wrote:What about the crazy person who mentions airplane noise every time someone asks about living in Palisades or Georgetown? She posts numerous times on each thread to say that the noise is deafening and if you say you don't notice it she says that there's something wrong with you.
+1
YES! Same with the "you live right on top of the beltway poster", when in fact, the house is AT LEAST a half of a mile away, through several types of terrain, and forests. WTH?
Anonymous
04/19/2018 12:58
Subject: Re:Non-famous but frequent DCUM posters
Anonymous wrote:Anonymous wrote:The poster who wants to know what the best _______ is.
What is the best pair of socks for my three month old?
What is the best brand of pizza for a bbq if we also have a pool?
What is the best brand of toilet paper?
What is the best route through JFK's airport at 6pm on a Tuesday during a full moon?
The posters who ask how much pizza they need. ASK THE PIZZA PLACE IF YOU'RE TOO STUPID TO FIGURE IT OUT!
The poster constantly asking why a house hasn't sold. It hasn't sold because someone hasn't offered as much money as the buyer is willing to accept. ALWAYS.
The poster who thinks everything requires therapy.
"Your kid won't spend time upstairs alone? Don't tell him to get over it, send him to therapy!"
OMG the pizza people. Unfortunately I don't think it's just one.
+1 It's like the siblings and birthday party invites posters. It comes up weekly.
Anonymous
04/19/2018 12:55
Subject: Re:Non-famous but frequent DCUM posters
Anonymous wrote:The poster who wants to know what the best _______ is.
What is the best pair of socks for my three month old?
What is the best brand of pizza for a bbq if we also have a pool?
What is the best brand of toilet paper?
What is the best route through JFK's airport at 6pm on a Tuesday during a full moon?
The posters who ask how much pizza they need. ASK THE PIZZA PLACE IF YOU'RE TOO STUPID TO FIGURE IT OUT!
The poster constantly asking why a house hasn't sold. It hasn't sold because someone hasn't offered as much money as the buyer is willing to accept. ALWAYS.
The poster who thinks everything requires therapy.
"Your kid won't spend time upstairs alone? Don't tell him to get over it, send him to therapy!"
OMG the pizza people. Unfortunately I don't think it's just one.
Anonymous
04/19/2018 12:53
Subject: Re:Non-famous but frequent DCUM posters
Anonymous wrote:The poster who wants to know what the best _______ is.
What is the best pair of socks for my three month old?
What is the best brand of pizza for a bbq if we also have a pool?
What is the best brand of toilet paper?
What is the best route through JFK's airport at 6pm on a Tuesday during a full moon?
The posters who ask how much pizza they need. ASK THE PIZZA PLACE IF YOU'RE TOO STUPID TO FIGURE IT OUT!
The poster constantly asking why a house hasn't sold. It hasn't sold because someone hasn't offered as much money as the buyer is willing to accept. ALWAYS.
The poster who thinks everything requires therapy.
"Your kid won't spend time upstairs alone? Don't tell him to get over it, send him to therapy!"
Hysterical
Anonymous
04/19/2018 12:48
Subject: Re:Non-famous but frequent DCUM posters
The "Why did you have kids if you can't afford to take care of them" poster? How is that helpful? Does she want us to drop our kids off at an orphanage?
Anonymous
04/19/2018 12:48
Subject: Re:Non-famous but frequent DCUM posters
The poster who wants to know what the best _______ is.
What is the best pair of socks for my three month old?
What is the best brand of pizza for a bbq if we also have a pool?
What is the best brand of toilet paper?
What is the best route through JFK's airport at 6pm on a Tuesday during a full moon?
The posters who ask how much pizza they need. ASK THE PIZZA PLACE IF YOU'RE TOO STUPID TO FIGURE IT OUT!
The poster constantly asking why a house hasn't sold. It hasn't sold because someone hasn't offered as much money as the buyer is willing to accept. ALWAYS.
The poster who thinks everything requires therapy.
"Your kid won't spend time upstairs alone? Don't tell him to get over it, send him to therapy!"
What is the best pair of socks for my three month old?
What is the best brand of pizza for a bbq if we also have a pool?
What is the best brand of toilet paper?
What is the best route through JFK's airport at 6pm on a Tuesday during a full moon?
The posters who ask how much pizza they need. ASK THE PIZZA PLACE IF YOU'RE TOO STUPID TO FIGURE IT OUT!
The poster constantly asking why a house hasn't sold. It hasn't sold because someone hasn't offered as much money as the buyer is willing to accept. ALWAYS.
The poster who thinks everything requires therapy.
"Your kid won't spend time upstairs alone? Don't tell him to get over it, send him to therapy!"
Anonymous
04/19/2018 12:47
Subject: Re:Non-famous but frequent DCUM posters
Anonymous wrote:Anonymous wrote:The poster who post things like “Look at this adorable snow cottage!!!!!” And links to a crappy falling apart Bethesda ranch.
I was coming here to say Cute/Adorable Real Estate Poster
That is clearly a Cute/Adorable Real Estate agent.