Anonymous
Post 10/16/2015 15:53     Subject: If you refused sex to your foreign spouse because of rancid flatulence, could they shag a bobcat?
I really wish I could find a high energy bobcat who cleaned his own litterbox and complimented me on my body (I keep in fantastic shape). My DBH is more like a beta housecat, and I never want to have sex with him. Unless it's with the lights out so I can fantasize about flirty neighborhood toms.
Anonymous
Post 10/16/2015 15:50     Subject: If you refused sex to your foreign spouse because of rancid flatulence, could they shag a bobcat?
It turns out they weren't toe shoes but bobcat paws with socks on. Explains everything.

Anonymous wrote:
Anonymous wrote:I hear Janney is abandoning the Jaguar as its school animal and replacing it with the Bobcat (alliteration be damned). Word is they may have a couple of them free roaming on the mulch playground, though the PTA leadership is still working through how to protect the chickens and kids.


Maybe that dad with the toe shoes could be the mascot on school spirit day?
Anonymous
Post 10/16/2015 15:38     Subject: If you refused sex to your foreign spouse because of rancid flatulence, could they shag a bobcat?
If DH and the bobcat have a bobkitten, should they be able to take it to Ruth's Chris at 11PM on NYE??
Anonymous
Post 10/16/2015 15:23     Subject: If you refused sex to your foreign spouse because of rancid flatulence, could they shag a bobcat?
Anonymous wrote:
Anonymous wrote:I hear Janney is abandoning the Jaguar as its school animal and replacing it with the Bobcat (alliteration be damned). Word is they may have a couple of them free roaming on the mulch playground, though the PTA leadership is still working through how to protect the chickens and kids.


Maybe that dad with the toe shoes could be the mascot on school spirit day?


Will a bobcat be available to be bid on for the swap portion of the school auction?
Anonymous
Post 10/16/2015 15:12     Subject: If you refused sex to your foreign spouse because of rancid flatulence, could they shag a bobcat?
Anonymous wrote:I hear Janney is abandoning the Jaguar as its school animal and replacing it with the Bobcat (alliteration be damned). Word is they may have a couple of them free roaming on the mulch playground, though the PTA leadership is still working through how to protect the chickens and kids.


Maybe that dad with the toe shoes could be the mascot on school spirit day?
Anonymous
Post 10/16/2015 13:58     Subject: If you refused sex to your foreign spouse because of rancid flatulence, could they shag a bobcat?
I hear Janney is abandoning the Jaguar as its school animal and replacing it with the Bobcat (alliteration be damned). Word is they may have a couple of them free roaming on the mulch playground, though the PTA leadership is still working through how to protect the chickens and kids.
Anonymous
Post 10/16/2015 13:57     Subject: Re:If you refused sex to your foreign spouse because of rancid flatulence, could they shag a bobcat?
* could he or she shag a bobcat?

Anonymous
Post 10/16/2015 13:53     Subject: If you refused sex to your foreign spouse because of rancid flatulence, could they shag a bobcat?
Bobcats are so nouveau riche. Lions are the old money thing.
Anonymous
Post 10/16/2015 13:41     Subject: If you refused sex to your foreign spouse because of rancid flatulence, could they shag a bobcat?
Flatulence, Bobcats -- typical twisted person of faith. DH needs to become an atheist like me.
Anonymous
Post 10/16/2015 13:12     Subject: If you refused sex to your foreign spouse because of rancid flatulence, could they shag a bobcat?
I feel for the bobcat. Snowflake tested into the top 1st percentile, not to brag or anything, and it's simply unrealistic to ask her to behave like ordinary, flatulent people. Bratty, aggressive behavior from the bobcat is only to be expected when we can't meet its needs.
Anonymous
Post 10/16/2015 13:09     Subject: If you refused sex to your foreign spouse because of rancid flatulence, could they shag a bobcat?
Have the bobcat and husband been tested for ADHD?
Anonymous
Post 10/15/2015 16:01     Subject: Re:If you refused sex to your foreign spouse because of rancid flatulence, could they shag a bobcat?
Anonymous wrote:If a coonhound proposes to a bobcat, how much should the engagement ring cost?


Engagement rings are for pussies.

Oh,Wait..nevermind.
Anonymous
Post 10/15/2015 15:59     Subject: If you refused sex to your foreign spouse because of rancid flatulence, could they shag a bobcat?
I am a Middle Eastern Bobcat, and I live with a family of White bobcats in my high and lofty bobcat mountain forest amongst the best and most bobby bread Bobcats of our time. But sometimes, I am mistaken for a Mexican Bobcat. How I can avoid this racism?
Anonymous
Post 10/15/2015 14:59     Subject: If you refused sex to your foreign spouse because of rancid flatulence, could they shag a bobcat?
Don't get me started on scat from Low Value Bobcats.


Anonymous wrote:
Anonymous wrote:I feel you. Bobcat scat is the worst.


Yes, but Executive Bobcat scat is even worse.
Anonymous
Post 10/14/2015 19:08     Subject: If you refused sex to your foreign spouse because of rancid flatulence, could they shag a bobcat?
Anonymous wrote:I feel you. Bobcat scat is the worst.


Yes, but Executive Bobcat scat is even worse.