Anonymous
10/04/2015 19:02
Subject: Cleaning lady embarrassment. Help!
Anonymous wrote:Op here.
I left out a box of condoms. It was the large pleasure pack type that you get from the sex shop. It was a large assortment that we were looking through yesterday and just didn't put the box back under the bed. I just feel awkward that she saw a box of over 200 condoms.
Seriously? I read on for rubbers? Yawn
Anonymous
10/04/2015 18:23
Subject: Cleaning lady embarrassment. Help!
Anonymous wrote:Anonymous wrote:Anonymous wrote:Anonymous wrote:Anonymous wrote:Sex wedge pillows? Just spill.
On a side note... I have one of these in my closet and never use it but I can't figure out how to get rid of it! Can I just stick it in the trash? It's huge. I really don't want my neighbors seeing it.
Don't add to the landfill problem, PP. Better to put it on the neighborhood listserv. Someone may be happy to take it off your hands!
I'll bet you give away your used underwear too..yuck.
Uh, that was a joke.
I know. I was joking back at you
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Anonymous
10/04/2015 18:22
Subject: Re:Cleaning lady embarrassment. Help!
Anonymous wrote:Anonymous wrote:Anonymous wrote:I really expected this post to be more exciting. I'll contribute my personal cleaning lady embarrassment for the enjoyment of the group:
When we moved, we inherited this wonderful, very sweet cleaning lady with the house (by "inherited", I just mean that the previous owners told us about her and we asked if she would keep working for us). She showed up for the first time the day after the movers arrived with our stuff and I tried to tell her there wasn't much to clean yet, as we hadn't unpacked. She wanted to do a little work anyway, so I let her clean while I was upstairs unpacking the kids' rooms. Later on, I discovered that she had unpacked our boxes of bathroom stuff. Which included my collection of three vibrators. Which she very neatly laid out in a row in my bedside table drawer. I was pretty mortified, but she continued to work for us for years.
Actually that would have ticked me off to have a cleaning lady go through and unpack a box that she did not have permission to go through. I'm sure that she was just trying to help but that was a bit much. I wouldn't expect her to open drawers and "neaten" the items inside either.
You are weird. Id be thankful and tip
Nope. It is not weird to expect someone NOT to go through your stuff without your permission. I am only grateful for that kind of "help" if I ask for it. You would tip. That would be enough for me to fire.
Anonymous
10/04/2015 18:14
Subject: Cleaning lady embarrassment. Help!
We caught the cleaning lady using the vibrator. Condoms are nothing.
Anonymous
10/04/2015 17:07
Subject: Cleaning lady embarrassment. Help!
Anonymous wrote:Anonymous wrote:Anonymous wrote:Anonymous wrote:Sex wedge pillows? Just spill.
On a side note... I have one of these in my closet and never use it but I can't figure out how to get rid of it! Can I just stick it in the trash? It's huge. I really don't want my neighbors seeing it.
Don't add to the landfill problem, PP. Better to put it on the neighborhood listserv. Someone may be happy to take it off your hands!
I'll bet you give away your used underwear too..yuck.
Uh, that was a joke.
Anonymous
10/04/2015 16:32
Subject: Cleaning lady embarrassment. Help!
In law school, a male classmate and I were putting together a video and went to Best Buy for help. The employee opened up whatever movie playing program my classmate had. His anal porn started playing right there, in the middle of Best Buy, in front of me and the employee. The employee closed the window and said "Er, that's not what we were trying to do."
I'd actually like to thank OP for starting a hilarious thread. She's the most boring person on here but it's otherwise great.
I'd actually like to thank OP for starting a hilarious thread. She's the most boring person on here but it's otherwise great.
Anonymous
10/04/2015 16:29
Subject: Re:Cleaning lady embarrassment. Help!
I embarrass easily and I would hardly give that one a second thought- much less a $50 tip!
Anonymous
10/04/2015 14:47
Subject: Cleaning lady embarrassment. Help!
A good answer would have been if you forgot to untie your sub and let him out of the trunk at the foot of the bed. Condoms? Not even on most people's radar.
When we moved to an apartment once, one of the windows overlooked a carport. There was a giant blue dildo on top of the carport roof. I had to call maintenance to remove it. They gave me a discount on my rent for the inconvenience.
One time I had a cheap vibrator in college. I lived in the dorm. I had stashed it in my desk drawer one day because I didn't have time to put it away before my roommate came in. It was the kind you twist the end to turn on. It started going off in the middle of the night and woke us up. THAT was embarrassing.
When we moved to an apartment once, one of the windows overlooked a carport. There was a giant blue dildo on top of the carport roof. I had to call maintenance to remove it. They gave me a discount on my rent for the inconvenience.
One time I had a cheap vibrator in college. I lived in the dorm. I had stashed it in my desk drawer one day because I didn't have time to put it away before my roommate came in. It was the kind you twist the end to turn on. It started going off in the middle of the night and woke us up. THAT was embarrassing.
Anonymous
10/04/2015 14:04
Subject: Re:Cleaning lady embarrassment. Help!
Anonymous wrote:Anonymous wrote:I really expected this post to be more exciting. I'll contribute my personal cleaning lady embarrassment for the enjoyment of the group:
When we moved, we inherited this wonderful, very sweet cleaning lady with the house (by "inherited", I just mean that the previous owners told us about her and we asked if she would keep working for us). She showed up for the first time the day after the movers arrived with our stuff and I tried to tell her there wasn't much to clean yet, as we hadn't unpacked. She wanted to do a little work anyway, so I let her clean while I was upstairs unpacking the kids' rooms. Later on, I discovered that she had unpacked our boxes of bathroom stuff. Which included my collection of three vibrators. Which she very neatly laid out in a row in my bedside table drawer. I was pretty mortified, but she continued to work for us for years.
Actually that would have ticked me off to have a cleaning lady go through and unpack a box that she did not have permission to go through. I'm sure that she was just trying to help but that was a bit much. I wouldn't expect her to open drawers and "neaten" the items inside either.
You are weird. Id be thankful and tip
Anonymous
10/04/2015 14:02
Subject: Cleaning lady embarrassment. Help!
Anonymous wrote:Condoms????? That's it??? I'm deeply disappointed.
+1
Anonymous
10/04/2015 11:41
Subject: Cleaning lady embarrassment. Help!
Anonymous wrote:Anonymous wrote:Anonymous wrote:Sex wedge pillows? Just spill.
On a side note... I have one of these in my closet and never use it but I can't figure out how to get rid of it! Can I just stick it in the trash? It's huge. I really don't want my neighbors seeing it.
Don't add to the landfill problem, PP. Better to put it on the neighborhood listserv. Someone may be happy to take it off your hands!
I'll bet you give away your used underwear too..yuck.
Anonymous
10/04/2015 11:40
Subject: Re:Cleaning lady embarrassment. Help!
Anonymous wrote:I really expected this post to be more exciting. I'll contribute my personal cleaning lady embarrassment for the enjoyment of the group:
When we moved, we inherited this wonderful, very sweet cleaning lady with the house (by "inherited", I just mean that the previous owners told us about her and we asked if she would keep working for us). She showed up for the first time the day after the movers arrived with our stuff and I tried to tell her there wasn't much to clean yet, as we hadn't unpacked. She wanted to do a little work anyway, so I let her clean while I was upstairs unpacking the kids' rooms. Later on, I discovered that she had unpacked our boxes of bathroom stuff. Which included my collection of three vibrators. Which she very neatly laid out in a row in my bedside table drawer. I was pretty mortified, but she continued to work for us for years.
Actually that would have ticked me off to have a cleaning lady go through and unpack a box that she did not have permission to go through. I'm sure that she was just trying to help but that was a bit much. I wouldn't expect her to open drawers and "neaten" the items inside either.
Anonymous
10/04/2015 11:23
Subject: Cleaning lady embarrassment. Help!
Anonymous wrote:Anonymous wrote:Sex wedge pillows? Just spill.
On a side note... I have one of these in my closet and never use it but I can't figure out how to get rid of it! Can I just stick it in the trash? It's huge. I really don't want my neighbors seeing it.
Don't add to the landfill problem, PP. Better to put it on the neighborhood listserv. Someone may be happy to take it off your hands!
Anonymous
10/04/2015 10:51
Subject: Cleaning lady embarrassment. Help!
Anonymous wrote:Op here.
I left out a box of condoms. It was the large pleasure pack type that you get from the sex shop. It was a large assortment that we were looking through yesterday and just didn't put the box back under the bed. I just feel awkward that she saw a box of over 200 condoms.
This is such a HUGE disappointment. OP, your life is boring. I know my cleaning lady has seen our drawer of joy and I don't care!
( we don't actually call it that )
Anonymous
10/04/2015 10:31
Subject: Cleaning lady embarrassment. Help!
Anonymous wrote:I went to pay for my bagel the other day, opened my purse and a tampon was sitting there plainly visible to the store clerk. I was mortified and gave the clerk $50 tip. It happens.
ROFL thanks pp!
But, did the clerk give you right kind of bagel?