Anonymous
Post 05/30/2014 22:27     Subject: How Long After Shower Can I Go Outside
'born'
Anonymous
Post 05/30/2014 22:26     Subject: How Long After Shower Can I Go Outside
On a semi-serious note, I'm from a Caribbean island where it was 'well known' that a hot shower would lead to pneumonia and having a tooth pulled while it was raining would lead to a 'cold in your mole' (mole being that soft spot in the head that babies are orn with)
Anonymous
Post 05/30/2014 22:23     Subject: How Long After Shower Can I Go Outside
Anonymous wrote:I thought we weren't supposed to talk about the pores any more. It's insensitive.
Anonymous
Post 05/30/2014 22:19     Subject: How Long After Shower Can I Go Outside
Anonymous wrote:I thought we weren't supposed to talk about the pores any more. It's insensitive.


Anonymous
Post 05/30/2014 21:21     Subject: How Long After Shower Can I Go Outside
I thought we weren't supposed to talk about the pores any more. It's insensitive.
Anonymous
Post 05/30/2014 21:04     Subject: How Long After Shower Can I Go Outside
Anonymous wrote:
Anonymous wrote:
Anonymous wrote:I'm South American and we also believe that new moms and newborn babies should go outside after a bath or without a covered head until 6 months. And yes it's because your pores are open. I have no idea why that is but my mother freaked out when I took ds out at 3 months with no hat.....some of the other stuff you wouldn't believe!


I struggled with our south American nanny about this. She would bundle the baby up in the dead of summer. I work from home and had to demand he only be in a onesie. She was convinced i was killing him. She was sincerely distraught and worried. Visibly disturbed That i would not bundle him in August.I'm convinced that when she took him out of the house she smuggled hats and sweaters out with her and wrapped my poor sweaty baby up.. I'm sure she prayed the rosemary each night for him. I'm sure she thinks its a miracle he has made it 4 years without dying of pneumonia.


I know it's a typo but I like the visual of praying the rosemary.


+100! Perfect inadvertent hilarity! This thread is like a big cake full of rainbows and smiles.
Anonymous
Post 05/30/2014 16:02     Subject: How Long After Shower Can I Go Outside
Anonymous wrote:
Anonymous wrote:Mind=blown.

This is either A+ trolling or the most neurotic person on DCUM -- which is a tough title to win.


+1

She may get the 2014 Larla award for this one.


Now this is hysterical!
Anonymous
Post 05/30/2014 15:59     Subject: How Long After Shower Can I Go Outside
Dear God, the entire population of Finland is on the brink of extinction what with their saunas and jumping into the snow afterwards. Someone should warn them!
Anonymous
Post 05/30/2014 14:51     Subject: Re:How Long After Shower Can I Go Outside
Funniest thread ever!
Anonymous
Post 05/30/2014 14:16     Subject: How Long After Shower Can I Go Outside
Anonymous wrote:OP has not returned. Can we assume she ventured outside and collapsed of Open Pore Syndrome?.


She probably drowned.
Anonymous
Post 05/30/2014 13:59     Subject: How Long After Shower Can I Go Outside
Anonymous wrote:Who is CL?? Has OP been outed, or is it chipotle lady?


Thinking it's Chipotle Lady. She has psoriasis. CL come back and update please.
Anonymous
Post 05/30/2014 10:30     Subject: Re:How Long After Shower Can I Go Outside
MorePantyPics wrote:
CuriouslyAroused wrote:
Naked Putin on Horse wrote:
FunWithQuotes wrote:
ChipotleLady wrote:
Unkemptman wrote:
RuthlessAlienOverlord wrote:Ass soap and washcloths will be mere relics of a bygone civilization


Alas, an epic return to unkempt-civilization....


fixed


RuthlessAlienOverlord wrote:
For our amusement, will maintain a few specimens of ass soap artifacts in our local museums


thanks for the laugh, off to work
Anonymous
Post 05/30/2014 10:29     Subject: Re:How Long After Shower Can I Go Outside
Anonymous wrote:
Anonymous wrote:
Anonymous wrote:20-30 minutes. My mom always told me the same thing. Say what you want but I do know one thing, I can count on three fingers the amount of colds I have had in my life. I am over thirty.


How many times do you count each finger?




I'm dying laughing over here!!


The rest were all allergies. Contagious allergies.
Anonymous
Post 05/30/2014 10:24     Subject: Re:How Long After Shower Can I Go Outside
Anonymous wrote:
Naked Putin on Horse wrote:
FunWithQuotes wrote:
ChipotleLady wrote:
Unkemptman wrote:
RuthlessAlienOverlord wrote:Ass soap and washcloths will be mere relics of a bygone civilization


Alas, an epic return to unkempt-civilization....


fixed


RuthlessAlienOverlord wrote:
For our amusement, will maintain a few specimens of ass soap artifacts in our local museums
Anonymous
Post 05/30/2014 10:21     Subject: Re:How Long After Shower Can I Go Outside
OP should know that Putin showers outside in russian winter, while sitting on horse. It is fine; do not worry yourselves.

*oooh, so tingly!*