Anonymous
Post 01/29/2014 21:15     Subject: Do you poop at work?

Anonymous wrote:Yes, I poop at work. I am so fast though that I can poop in the same amount of time that it takes me to pee. I'm done and flushing before anybody would even know that I've pooped.


I know what u mean. I flush if I know I am going to fart. Another trick is to flush frequently, so that there is less smell.
Anonymous
Post 01/29/2014 21:10     Subject: Do you poop at work?

Anonymous wrote:Is this a cultural thing? I was not born and raised in this country was trained as a child to do things in a particular order when I got out of bed - 1) poop 2) brush my teeth 3) shower 4) dress for the day 5) eat breakfast.

It was not considered very clean or hygienic if one dressed up for the day, and then had to poop. I would take another shower then, if I had to do that.

I have trained my kids the same. But at work I saw these women, rushing to poop after lunch and I was very put off. It is one thing if you have a stomach bug etc, but to do this everyday ...

However, I saw the same at DC's school. Lot's of kids came to school but needed to use the bathroom as soon as they were in school to poop.

So I am wondering - is this sequence of bodily functions and morning ablutions not given the same importance here?


So I am wondering - WHERE are you from??!!
Anonymous
Post 01/29/2014 14:52     Subject: Do you poop at work?


you mean "sit it in" ?

Anonymous wrote:I poop in my pants at work and shit in it so it would be mushy and soft
Anonymous
Post 01/29/2014 13:07     Subject: Do you poop at work?

Is this a cultural thing? I was not born and raised in this country was trained as a child to do things in a particular order when I got out of bed - 1) poop 2) brush my teeth 3) shower 4) dress for the day 5) eat breakfast.

It was not considered very clean or hygienic if one dressed up for the day, and then had to poop. I would take another shower then, if I had to do that.

I have trained my kids the same. But at work I saw these women, rushing to poop after lunch and I was very put off. It is one thing if you have a stomach bug etc, but to do this everyday ...

However, I saw the same at DC's school. Lot's of kids came to school but needed to use the bathroom as soon as they were in school to poop.

So I am wondering - is this sequence of bodily functions and morning ablutions not given the same importance here?
Anonymous
Post 01/29/2014 11:56     Subject: Do you poop at work?

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Anonymous
Post 01/29/2014 11:54     Subject: Do you poop at work?

We have a small two stall bathroom that is not particularly well-ventilated so I try to avoid it as much as possible but it can't be helped from time to time. For what it's worth, I'm not the type of person whose stink renders the bathroom uninhabitable for 20+ minutes after I'm done. Our office does have one woman like that though. It's surprising because she's young and fit and seems to eat pretty healthy. I've learned to avoid the bathroom for awhile after I see her leaving it.
Anonymous
Post 01/27/2014 21:32     Subject: Do you poop at work?

Found this - http://nymag.com/thecut/2013/04/lean-in-and-poop-in-the-office-already.html - today and remembered this thread.
Anonymous
Post 09/21/2013 18:19     Subject: Do you poop at work?

Just did.
Anonymous
Post 09/21/2013 16:27     Subject: Do you poop at work?

I bring baby wipes and line the toilet with them. I like to put on my iPod speakers to cover farts. People seem to appreciate that. I just put it on the toilet paper ledge.
Anonymous
Post 09/21/2013 13:55     Subject: Do you poop at work?

Anonymous
Post 08/27/2013 15:55     Subject: Do you poop at work?

Mayor Bloomberg would prefer that you please do not.
Anonymous
Post 08/26/2013 17:47     Subject: Do you poop at work?

I poop in my pants at work and shit in it so it would be mushy and soft
Anonymous
Post 08/15/2013 02:03     Subject: Do you poop at work?

i love shitting at work. i don't have to clean that much at home then.
Anonymous
Post 08/14/2013 22:11     Subject: Do you poop at work?

Anonymous wrote:I have never, and will never, pooped in a public bathroom. I have an extremely efficient digestive system, and eat healthy. Hell, I don't even need to wipe most of the time as my shit comes out clean and hardly smells at all.


Your shit literally does not stink! Wow! Impressive.
Anonymous
Post 08/14/2013 14:02     Subject: Do you poop at work?

I do every day. We have a small 3 stall bathroom and only 3 women in our floor so we unconsciously split them up. I know noone has been in all day when I go in and the seat is still up from cleaners from last night.