I'm worried I won't find a man on the dating site, who will agree to buy me the 10,000 engagement ring I really want.

I'm staring down a bag of Smarties that are just daring me to eat them.

My car doesn't smell like new car anymore because my kids spilled yogurt in it.

I need stamps, but I'm too lazy to go one block and buy some from the PO.

Anonymous wrote:My shih tzu got a terrible haircut.

This is an A+ FWP. Bravo.

People are getting irritated by others who utilize the word "utilize" instead of use.

I am trying to cut back on spending which means reducing the number of times I go to Starbucks per week and packing my lunch more.

We cancelled HBO and a few other channels to reduce our cable bill.

My husband just recieved an important recognition in his field and has 3 job offers and he's really, really stressed about it.

I can't decide between buying Le Crueset or Staub.

My shih tzu got a terrible haircut.

People at my work keep saying utilize instead of use.

While I was visiting my family, my cousin and I went shopping and she bought this gorgeous piece of art that I wanted so badly for MY house!

Anonymous wrote:Everyone is saying Mitt Romney won the debate and might win the election... but if I have to look at his smug fake-tan face for four more years I'll scream, or cry, or both.

Every time I see the Rhomboid's orange/fuschia face on my 60 inch HD-3D flat screen Plasma I have hives and have to walk to the third floor master bath cabinet to get the tube of Benadryl™ cream. So, then my legs are tired and the stair climbing makes me thirsty and often I have forgotten my stainless steel water bottle downstairs!

My hot water heater was broken and they couldn't come to fix it for two days. The only water piped directly into our house was cold.

I feel guilty from watching a video that shows kids in Africa talking about First World Problems.

A friend of a friend brought her baby over the other day. She was wearing the greatest watch. But I was saying nice things to the baby and didnt get a clear look at it so now I can't copy it.