This is absurd.

I was searching for the answer if this question not because of serving size control but because is high on iron and I'm very anemic so I wanted to know how to reach the nutrients I need

So yes is vegetable but keeping informed is not a problem

Anonymous wrote:I have a similar issue: serving a mix of red/purple asparagus, white asparagus and green asparagus spears? Should everyone get the same amount of each or can I do odd allotments?

Not canned asparagus. Never ever canned asparagus.

Anonymous wrote:I have a similar issue: serving a mix of red/purple asparagus, white asparagus and green asparagus spears? Should everyone get the same amount of each or can I do odd allotments?

People will compliment if you do beautiful patterns on the plates.

Don't you want compliments?

Thank you, whoever bumped this up, and of course OP. I needed a laugh. And now I need asparagus. But, like, a LOT of it, no skimpy little 3 spear serving for me!

I have a similar issue: serving a mix of red/purple asparagus, white asparagus and green asparagus spears? Should everyone get the same amount of each or can I do odd allotments?

This is amazing.

An oldie but goodie!

If they're fat make it 3, if skinny, 5 or 6.

I remember this thread. I had to go through and read it again. THIS IS SPEARTA!!!

OMG. Nothing makes me smile quite like the "no asparagus, no peace" picture. I love that poster and her witty ways.

hysterical

Thank you DCUM!!! This has made my day and it's only 9:45 am Best Thread Ever

This is why I keep coming back to DCUM....

Best thread anywhere. Ever.