Anonymous
Post 02/25/2012 08:37     Subject: Lack Of Eye Candy At Janney
you're a cougar the moment you marry a guy younger than you.
Anonymous
Post 02/25/2012 03:01     Subject: Lack Of Eye Candy At Janney
Anonymous wrote:First, this is Upper NW DC we are talking, so the oldest kid of most of the 50 yr old dudes at Janney and Hearst is probably about 6. Grandpa my tight white 50 yr old ass. [OK, that might have come across as defensive.] Second, how old are you missy? I smell cougar. If not, then third, come to Grandpa, he's got something sweet for you and all the girls.



It better be lots sweet $$$. 8)
Anonymous
Post 02/25/2012 02:21     Subject: Lack Of Eye Candy At Janney
Anonymous wrote:First, this is Upper NW DC we are talking, so the oldest kid of most of the 50 yr old dudes at Janney and Hearst is probably about 6. Grandpa my tight white 50 yr old ass. [OK, that might have come across as defensive.] Second, how old are you missy? I smell cougar. If not, then third, come to Grandpa, he's got something sweet for you and all the girls.


When do we become "cougars"? At 35? 40?

You'll note, Gramps, that this is still 10-15 years younger than you.

Stick to women your own age, or within a couple years of your own age, to avoid creepiness, please. Somehow I expect Sharon Stone and Michelle Pfeiffer are out of your league. You'll do better with Grandma.
Anonymous
Post 02/25/2012 02:06     Subject: Re:Lack Of Eye Candy At Janney
Anonymous wrote:Oh, maybe 00:51 is the Wilson kid. I could understand that. If it's the Deal mom, meaning your kid is at least 11, then yeah, there's a teen pregnancy or two in there somewhere.


Let's hope Hearst teaches arithmetic to your children (because you're obviously poorly equipped, at least at present in your dotage) better than it supplies "eye candy".
Anonymous
Post 02/25/2012 02:06     Subject: Lack Of Eye Candy At Janney
What's up with AARP guys having elementary school aged kids? Second wives? Trophy wives? Oops babies?
Anonymous
Post 02/25/2012 01:33     Subject: Lack Of Eye Candy At Janney
I bet the kid from Wilson will have something to say about that link ...
Anonymous
Post 02/25/2012 01:28     Subject: Lack Of Eye Candy At Janney
Which thread?
Anonymous
Post 02/25/2012 01:28     Subject: Lack Of Eye Candy At Janney
This is turning into a bizarre parody of the relationship explicit forum.
Anonymous
Post 02/25/2012 01:26     Subject: Lack Of Eye Candy At Janney
George Clooney is 51, Jimmy Smits, Denzel Washington and Bruce Willis are 56, Hugh Grant and Colin Firth are 50, Viggo Mortensen And Hugh Laurie are 52, Pierce Brosnan is 58, David Duchovny is 51 (and we all know what he's addicted to). Just sayin'
Anonymous
Post 02/25/2012 01:21     Subject: Lack Of Eye Candy At Janney
Anonymous wrote:
Anonymous wrote:Excuse me lady, my eyes are up here!!!


Sorry, can't resist your hot toe shoes. 8)


I thought you were dazzled by my bald pate and had to look down. 8)
Anonymous
Post 02/25/2012 01:20     Subject: Lack Of Eye Candy At Janney
Anonymous wrote:If you are truly hot, then it doesn't matter if you are wearing yoga pants / track pants with your hair in a ponytail / stubble on your face.

Hot shines through. Think JFK jr. in every manner of sweaty, baggy workout attire he was photographed in over the years: still hot.


He was married to a messed up druggie and he died young.
Anonymous
Post 02/25/2012 01:17     Subject: Lack Of Eye Candy At Janney
That line worked missy when we had a real president, that hoover fellow, in the WH. But I smell inebriated cougar sock puppet. I may be getting on in years, but I know that smell just as well now as doing my salad days during the hoover administration.
Anonymous
Post 02/25/2012 01:16     Subject: Lack Of Eye Candy At Janney
Anonymous wrote:Excuse me lady, my eyes are up here!!!


Sorry, can't resist your hot toe shoes. 8)
Anonymous
Post 02/25/2012 01:12     Subject: Lack Of Eye Candy At Janney
Anonymous wrote:First, this is Upper NW DC we are talking, so the oldest kid of most of the 50 yr old dudes at Janney and Hearst is probably about 6. Grandpa my tight white 50 yr old ass. [OK, that might have come across as defensive.] Second, how old are you missy? I smell cougar. If not, then third, come to Grandpa, he's got something sweet for you and all the girls.


Creepy Geezer - Is this the best line you can come up with? Ugh.
Anonymous
Post 02/25/2012 00:59     Subject: Lack Of Eye Candy At Janney
Actually, that would 00:48. 00:51 is the anthropologist.