Anonymous wrote:
Anonymous wrote:
Anonymous wrote:People who back into parking spaces. I especially hate it when the parking lot is crowded and it looks like they are going past the space and then WHOAAAA white lights and they are moving backward.
I almost always back into spaces (if someone is behind I try not to) but whenever you pull out of a space some a-hole whizzes by you assuming you can see them as you are backing up.
If you are parallel parking, you have to back in.
My list:
Mommy & me time
Mom friends
gal pals
We're pregnant
baby talk
calling DH , "hubby". If my DH called me "wifey," I'd sock him.
leaving dishes in sink if dishwasher is empty. I don't even care if they don't load from back, just don't leave them in the damn sink. Also, if dished are clean, put them away. You've lived in this house for 15 years and you know where everything goes.
using all TP and not replacing roll or
using all but one square
I could go on but it's someone else's turn.
THIS. DH does this every.fucking.time. Sometimes, if I've been having a particularly rough day, it makes me want to punch him.
My list:
Anyone referring to themselves as "mommy"
the terms "playdate" "mommy card" and "cougar"
people who drive at the same speed as the car(s) next to them so other people can't get around
Bratz dolls (I'm not a fan of Barbie but Bratz are way, way worse)
DH's habit of dropping his bag right in front of the door when he walks in and then leaving it there for everyone to trip over
DH's inability to do laundry. He'll think he's being helpful by telling me he'll "do the laundry" but he'll put one load in and it will sit there all day and night unless I either remind him or just do it myself.
People who don't send thank you cards or don't make their kids send thank you cards, at the very least, let me know you GOT the present!
People who park too far over in a parking space so the empty one next to theirs won't fit anything but a motorcycle or smartcar