Anonymous
Post 08/24/2011 13:53     Subject: Re:S/O Corn buying etiquette during an earthquake
Did you hear the new head of the International Corn Fund went to Holton?
Anonymous
Post 08/24/2011 13:50     Subject: Re:S/O Corn buying etiquette during an earthquake
My friend's corn is already growing out of its husk, but mine isn't! Is this normal progress? I knew I should have used that organic fertilizer!
Anonymous
Post 08/24/2011 13:38     Subject: S/O Corn buying etiquette during an earthquake
Anonymous wrote:Husks, just husks.


Corn pone
Anonymous
Post 08/24/2011 13:27     Subject: S/O Corn buying etiquette during an earthquake
Husks, just husks.
Anonymous
Post 08/24/2011 13:26     Subject: S/O Corn buying etiquette during an earthquake
If you go on Etsy, you can get macrame corn to use in place of a tampon or pad.

Anonymous
Post 08/24/2011 13:07     Subject: S/O Corn buying etiquette during an earthquake
Well, this thread is certainly very corn-worthy, but mightily distracting. I've gotta get back to my job -- time is corn!
Anonymous
Post 08/24/2011 13:07     Subject: S/O Corn buying etiquette during an earthquake
Anonymous wrote:
Anonymous wrote:I snooped in my teenage DS' room the other day. I found some kernels in his dresser drawer. I guess we're gonna have a talk about this when he gets home.


better the kernels than the whole ear...then you'd have to have the "lifestyle" conversation


Bring on the cornholes!
Anonymous
Post 08/24/2011 13:04     Subject: S/O Corn buying etiquette during an earthquake
Anonymous wrote:I snooped in my teenage DS' room the other day. I found some kernels in his dresser drawer. I guess we're gonna have a talk about this when he gets home.


better the kernels than the whole ear...then you'd have to have the "lifestyle" conversation
Anonymous
Post 08/24/2011 12:56     Subject: S/O Corn buying etiquette during an earthquake
Folks, do you recommend a practical, family-oriented Honda Corn, something with the 3 rows, or just burn the shucks and splurge for a Corn Davidson? It's all about self-satisfaction, isn't it?
Anonymous
Post 08/24/2011 12:55     Subject: S/O Corn buying etiquette during an earthquake
MIL and FIL insist on staying overnight when we serve corn. They live TWENTY MINUTES away! I don't understand why they can't drive back home after dinner.

The corn is gone - GONE, I tell you, and it's not like they need to stick around for the corn's bedtime routine.
Anonymous
Post 08/24/2011 12:54     Subject: S/O Corn buying etiquette during an earthquake
I think you are all cornaholics. You need to get to a 12 step program. Seriously, you are just making excuses.
Anonymous
Post 08/24/2011 12:54     Subject: Re:S/O Corn buying etiquette during an earthquake
My corn was all home-birthed. So therefore we are better than all of you.
Anonymous
Post 08/24/2011 12:52     Subject: S/O Corn buying etiquette during an earthquake
Anonymous wrote:I snooped in my teenage DS' room the other day. I found some kernels in his dresser drawer. I guess we're gonna have a talk about this when he gets home.


Be sure to show him how to use a corndom!
Anonymous
Post 08/24/2011 12:51     Subject: S/O Corn buying etiquette during an earthquake
Anonymous wrote:Obama didnt buy corn in Marthas Vineyard!!! I can't believe he isn't supporting Michelle's healthy eating campaign-what a schmuck! Unbelievable...wait till Glenn Beck hears about this!


You mean "ears" about this.
Anonymous
Post 08/24/2011 12:49     Subject: Re:S/O Corn buying etiquette during an earthquake
Anyone watch America's Got Corn last night? Some of those acts really popped, huh!