Anonymous wrote:anything you can do I can do better, I can do anything better than you....

I'm tired. In the battle of the wits, I find myself at a loss, for now. You must be a Beauvoir grad.

Until next time.

Ta Ta.

anything you can do I can do better, I can do anything better than you....

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Anonymous wrote:Wow - I'm so excited as this is my very first post on a message board of any sort! You see - I live WAAAAYYY out in the suburbs - a tiny town called Rockville and we just got the internet! I'm so excited I can hardly contain myself!!!

And I am hearing rumors that CABLE television and INDOOR PLUMBING will also be coming to Rockville! Yahoo - it's like we're not living in some backwoods place anymore!

Wait a second...oh, s&*%. This isn't my house. D&^*. I went into the wrong house again. It's so hard finding your house when they all look alike. Better go back to my car and drive around my cul-de-sac and hope I can find which house is mine.

Hate when I do that - and I was having such a good day for finally getting the internet, too

OMG - this was hilarious! THe funniest post in this entire thread by far!

Totally agree!!!! This was so laugh out loud funny!

suburban rockville poster - we love your posts!! keep posting more often - we need your grounded type of posts!

Are you serious? Or is this sarcasm. Or irony. Or mockery.

shhh...I thought Jeff would appreciate a (er...few) sock puppet posts back to the fun

That's actually a sophisticated piece of humor. Or is it performance art. Are you this playful outside of this thread?

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Anonymous wrote:Wow - I'm so excited as this is my very first post on a message board of any sort! You see - I live WAAAAYYY out in the suburbs - a tiny town called Rockville and we just got the internet! I'm so excited I can hardly contain myself!!!

And I am hearing rumors that CABLE television and INDOOR PLUMBING will also be coming to Rockville! Yahoo - it's like we're not living in some backwoods place anymore!

Wait a second...oh, s&*%. This isn't my house. D&^*. I went into the wrong house again. It's so hard finding your house when they all look alike. Better go back to my car and drive around my cul-de-sac and hope I can find which house is mine.

Hate when I do that - and I was having such a good day for finally getting the internet, too

OMG - this was hilarious! THe funniest post in this entire thread by far!

Totally agree!!!! This was so laugh out loud funny!

suburban rockville poster - we love your posts!! keep posting more often - we need your grounded type of posts!

Are you serious? Or is this sarcasm. Or irony. Or mockery.

shhh...I thought Jeff would appreciate a (er...few) sock puppet posts back to the fun

We have decided not to vaccinate our children and our 2 year old now has Rubella that has caused complications with her diptheria. Should we not go to the chicken pox party tomorrow?

My husband and I make a combined income of 550K and we're stressed to the max because we're living paycheck-to-paycheck.
After we fully fund our retirement accounts, the college funds for our 3 kids, our short term, mid term and long term savings plans, we have almost nothing left!
Add in the expenses for the lawn service, nanny, and private school tuitions and we're under water each month!
DC is just SO expensive!
Anyone else living paycheck-to-paycheck and want to commisurate?

Anonymous wrote:My baby is 9 months old & we are transitioning off of bottles, to a new pediatrician, to a big boy bed, to solid foods, to daycare, he is teething and I just gave birth to his baby sister. He is cranky now. Do you think it is because we live in Rockville?

Do you ever see any famous celebs out in Rockville? (and not just Washington DC types -- snore -- those don't count)

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Anonymous wrote:Why didn't my DC get invited to Mrs. Simpson's? Is my invite lost in the mail???WHY ME WHY WHY WHY WHY WHY!

I think whoever wrote this was super smart and intelligent - like the most smartest and funniest....AND it definitely wasn't me that posted it....I swear....

If you had the benefit of a Mrs. Simpson's education, you would not swear.

My baby is 9 months old & we are transitioning off of bottles, to a new pediatrician, to a big boy bed, to solid foods, to daycare, he is teething and I just gave birth to his baby sister. He is cranky now. Do you think it is because we live in Rockville?

Anonymous wrote:Why didn't my DC get invited to Mrs. Simpson's? Is my invite lost in the mail???WHY ME WHY WHY WHY WHY WHY!

I think whoever wrote this was super smart and intelligent - like the most smartest and funniest....AND it definitely wasn't me that posted it....I swear....

Over 138 replies and over 2500 views in less than one day.

Jeff - Does this set a record for DCUM?

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Anonymous wrote:Wow - I'm so excited as this is my very first post on a message board of any sort! You see - I live WAAAAYYY out in the suburbs - a tiny town called Rockville and we just got the internet! I'm so excited I can hardly contain myself!!!

And I am hearing rumors that CABLE television and INDOOR PLUMBING will also be coming to Rockville! Yahoo - it's like we're not living in some backwoods place anymore!

Wait a second...oh, s&*%. This isn't my house. D&^*. I went into the wrong house again. It's so hard finding your house when they all look alike. Better go back to my car and drive around my cul-de-sac and hope I can find which house is mine.

Hate when I do that - and I was having such a good day for finally getting the internet, too

OMG - this was hilarious! THe funniest post in this entire thread by far!

Totally agree!!!! This was so laugh out loud funny!

suburban rockville poster - we love your posts!! keep posting more often - we need your grounded type of posts!

Are you serious? Or is this sarcasm. Or irony. Or mockery.

Does anybody out there use a cleaning service? I don't and I work 60 hours a week and still manage to clean every square inch of my 3000 square foot house DAILY, and make organic homecooked meals for my family. Of course, my husband and I share ALL housework equally.

I just think it's sad to see people not take responsibility for thier own messes. My DH came from a family where his mom was never taught how to clean. He was a mess in college. I had to show him how to properly do laundry, clean a bathroom, etc. Now, he can do all household chores and does split them. It just seems really lazy and so like this area. What a waste of money (good for those making the money) to wipe you toilets down and dust your cabinets (all of which take minimal level of effort and almost no time).

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Anonymous wrote:Wow - I'm so excited as this is my very first post on a message board of any sort! You see - I live WAAAAYYY out in the suburbs - a tiny town called Rockville and we just got the internet! I'm so excited I can hardly contain myself!!!

And I am hearing rumors that CABLE television and INDOOR PLUMBING will also be coming to Rockville! Yahoo - it's like we're not living in some backwoods place anymore!

Wait a second...oh, s&*%. This isn't my house. D&^*. I went into the wrong house again. It's so hard finding your house when they all look alike. Better go back to my car and drive around my cul-de-sac and hope I can find which house is mine.

Hate when I do that - and I was having such a good day for finally getting the internet, too

OMG - this was hilarious! THe funniest post in this entire thread by far!

Totally agree!!!! This was so laugh out loud funny!

suburban rockville poster - we love your posts!! keep posting more often - we need your grounded type of posts!

I'll third that - you need to write this hilarious posts more often!