Anonymous
Post 05/12/2019 20:47     Subject: Re:Loud, Useless, Cheeping Birds Outside My Window; how to get rid them?

Anonymous wrote:
Anonymous wrote:Birds are actually quite intelligent creatures. You might want to seek therapy for your irrational hatred of birds.


We're not talking about African Grey Parrots, dear. 99% of the birds outside are dim vermin.

You probably think very highly of squirrels, though? You're not one of those people that feeds squirrels, do you?


NP.
This person has a few screws loose.
Anonymous
Post 05/12/2019 20:04     Subject: Re:Loud, Useless, Cheeping Birds Outside My Window; how to get rid them?

I feel your pain. Birds in a tree outside my bedroom window wake me up at dawn every single morning. I am tired!
Anonymous
Post 03/02/2018 19:58     Subject: Re:Loud, Useless, Cheeping Birds Outside My Window; how to get rid them?

Anonymous wrote:Birds are actually quite intelligent creatures. You might want to seek therapy for your irrational hatred of birds.


We're not talking about African Grey Parrots, dear. 99% of the birds outside are dim vermin.

You probably think very highly of squirrels, though? You're not one of those people that feeds squirrels, do you?
Anonymous
Post 03/02/2018 19:55     Subject: Loud, Useless, Cheeping Birds Outside My Window; how to get rid them?

Shooted them
Anonymous
Post 03/02/2018 19:50     Subject: Re:Loud, Useless, Cheeping Birds Outside My Window; how to get rid them?

Birds are actually quite intelligent creatures. You might want to seek therapy for your irrational hatred of birds.
Anonymous
Post 03/02/2018 19:05     Subject: Loud, Useless, Cheeping Birds Outside My Window; how to get rid them?

Anonymous wrote:
Anonymous wrote:
Anonymous wrote:This is one of my life’s greatest joys. Singing birds make me smile and be grateful for life.


You need to get out more, if screeching, flying rats are "one of life's greatest joys."

That's very sad.


No, what's sad is that you are totally missing what is meaningful and joyful in life.


Birds are sky vermin. Sorry, but that's not a "joy."
Anonymous
Post 03/02/2018 11:12     Subject: Re:Loud, Useless, Cheeping Birds Outside My Window; how to get rid them?

Welp. On the first night of the bird plague of 2018, I arose the next day and Job-like, I tore off my robe, shaved my head, and fell to the ground and complained at the feet of DCUM.

On the second day, DCUM sent a mighty wind of Popeye's biscuits upon the land and for a time the birds were silent.
Anonymous
Post 03/02/2018 09:01     Subject: Loud, Useless, Cheeping Birds Outside My Window; how to get rid them?

Anonymous
Post 03/02/2018 08:56     Subject: Loud, Useless, Cheeping Birds Outside My Window; how to get rid them?

Anonymous wrote:
Anonymous wrote:This is one of my life’s greatest joys. Singing birds make me smile and be grateful for life.


You need to get out more, if screeching, flying rats are "one of life's greatest joys."

That's very sad.


No, what's sad is that you are totally missing what is meaningful and joyful in life.
Anonymous
Post 03/02/2018 07:56     Subject: Loud, Useless, Cheeping Birds Outside My Window; how to get rid them?

Bird is the word
Anonymous
Post 03/02/2018 07:45     Subject: Loud, Useless, Cheeping Birds Outside My Window; how to get rid them?

Anonymous wrote:This is one of my life’s greatest joys. Singing birds make me smile and be grateful for life.


You need to get out more, if screeching, flying rats are "one of life's greatest joys."

That's very sad.