The hottest moms I see drive an Outback and a Rav 4. Very nice women too.

The unpleasant high-strung botox women I see drive Range Rovers and Grand Cherokees.

Different kinds of hot moms drive different kinds of vehicles.

When little my aunt who was the cool aunt actually had a 1959 Cadilac Convertible in hot pink. The one with the big huge fins.

I recall once she piled five of us kids in it and took us to Robert Moses Beach with top down (no seatbelts even in car) and on bridge "pinned it" as we requested. Car was at 120mph for most of bridge.

We joke as kids I dont think car is capable of going under 120mph. Here is picture of car.

She actually totaled it. We were not in it. They were putting new sewers in her town and right lane was closed. She was passing on shoulder at around 80mph and the bottom of engine caught hold of a big manhole cover the were putting in that cleared between two front tires. Pulled engine out of car and her car went up on air point up. All the cops came and people were taking pictures with cameras back then. My uncle was not happy.

Final part of story my Uncle was on a business trip for week when happend she had car towed home to driveway totaled then borrowed my uncles 1969 Dodge Dart which at time was newer and ended up totalling car as was so slow she pulled out in front of someone and with six clynder she totaled that too.

She went and got a car from dealer Used on loan with temp plates from dealer. A 1971 Impala Converitble and told dealer in Babylon bill my husband when he gets home.

My Uncle almost had a melt down when he came home to two totaled cars in driveway a third car "he bought" for her.

She was the cool Mom as it had to be very fast, convertible and a loud color or she did not want it.

https://www.goldweddingcars.co.uk/car/1959-pink-cadillac-convertible-wedding-car-hire-london-bedford/

y’all are getting your panties in a wad about nothing. it’s the new hot car for moms, not the car for moms who are hot. but anyway, who cares if they were being tongue in cheek?

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Anonymous wrote:BMW X6, Mercedes GLE-coupe, Range Rover Sport, and Porsche Cayenne? New 4-door Ford Bronco in the faux retro spec with gigantic tires?

They seem to prefer their vehicles to be white as well.

I assume white Mercedes. Don’t know the models.

That's me. White Mercedes GLC 300. I posted above. I downsized because my kids can all drive themselves now. #hotmom

I'm driving a knock off Rav4 white of course

Anonymous wrote:Who are you rich b1tc4es? It's a Telluride. Quiet luxury, babes.

The only people who think a Kia is a luxury anything are idiots with degrees from directional schools in flyover states.

The hottest mom I know drives a '90s-era Land Cruiser.

The moms with the most work on their faces drive G Wagens.

A couple of hot moms drive Porsche SUVs. Lots of Rivians. Some Range Rovers.

That's the report from our neighborhood.

Porsches and G Wagons at our school.

R1S

Anonymous wrote:I overheard a group of middle aged, presumably upper middle class moms use that very specific phrasing when one of them seemed to be discussing trading in her "big ugly SUV."

The big ugly SUV used to be the hot mom car. Sigh.

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Anonymous wrote:Who are you rich b1tc4es? It's a Telluride. Quiet luxury, babes.

Telluride is one step up from a minivan.

It's what moms are driving now. All the blonde ponytails in our car line are driving white Tellurides.

Maybe at a middle caste public school

This is the USA. We don’t really go for that “caste” stuff here. Leave that **** in India where it was invented.

If your wife ever says something like this call a divorce attorney because she's probably already cheating.

Hummer EV

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Anonymous wrote:Who are you rich b1tc4es? It's a Telluride. Quiet luxury, babes.

Telluride is one step up from a minivan.

So is a Tahoe. In fact both are just minivans without the convenience of power sliding doors.

My old boss her mom was a teen mom who got knocked up by local Fonzie type greasy mechanic HS Drop out who owned a shop that fixed muscle cars and such.

Her 21 year old Mom would drop her off at kindergarten in her old 1963 Corvette wirh her in front seat and later in her Camaro convertible when she had two kids and an older mom of 25!

Now she was cool. And she have cigarettes to and kids have to Duck with top down to avoid hot ashes in the face.

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Anonymous wrote:Who are you rich b1tc4es? It's a Telluride. Quiet luxury, babes.

Telluride is one step up from a minivan.

It's what moms are driving now. All the blonde ponytails in our car line are driving white Tellurides.

Maybe at a middle caste public school