Anonymous
Post 08/17/2025 19:38     Subject: Re:“Worst song ever” discourse
Anonymous wrote:Tough crowd


Seriously.
Anonymous
Post 08/17/2025 19:37     Subject: “Worst song ever” discourse
Anonymous wrote:The worst song in the history of humanity is "Jump" by Van Halen.


Wow. This was taught in my music theory class back in the day.
Anonymous
Post 08/17/2025 12:57     Subject: “Worst song ever” discourse
Anonymous wrote:No mention of MacArthur Park yet?

“Someone left the cake out in the rain
I don’t think I can take it
Cuz it took so long to bake it
And I’ll never have that recipe againnnn oh nooo”


I love this song.... post beetlejuice, of course. I'd never heard of it before and it is a terrible song. So well placed for beetlejuice
Anonymous
Post 08/17/2025 12:55     Subject: “Worst song ever” discourse
Anonymous wrote:
Anonymous wrote:Paradise by the Dashboard Light
Lightning Crashes


Paradise by the Dashboard Light throws me into a rage when I hear it. I will throw my body at whatever is producing that wretched song to make it stop every time I hear it. I can’t express my pure hatred for it enough. I was coming to post this and was reading through to see if someone already did and can’t believe it took 8 pages!

I like Lightning Crashes though!


Ughhhh Paradise by the Dashboard Light is so bad. I have war flashbacks to my high school’s school sponsored after-prom activities where that song was a karaoke favorite amongst the loud theater kids.
Anonymous
Post 08/17/2025 10:11     Subject: “Worst song ever” discourse
Anonymous wrote:Paradise by the Dashboard Light
Lightning Crashes


Paradise by the Dashboard Light throws me into a rage when I hear it. I will throw my body at whatever is producing that wretched song to make it stop every time I hear it. I can’t express my pure hatred for it enough. I was coming to post this and was reading through to see if someone already did and can’t believe it took 8 pages!

I like Lightning Crashes though!
Anonymous
Post 08/17/2025 08:34     Subject: “Worst song ever” discourse
Anonymous wrote:
Anonymous wrote:Sussudio. From the very first drum beat, I can’t get it switched off fast enough.


I love that one because the summer it became ubiquitous my mom noticed she was speeding every time it came on during a 12 hour multi-state drive.

My vote is for "In The Air Tonight". Oh Lawd!!!


We love that. We will wait in the car for the first drum drop. Phil Collins is the best.
Anonymous
Post 08/17/2025 08:32     Subject: “Worst song ever” discourse
Anonymous wrote:
Anonymous wrote:This song in the video is reasonably cute and catchy.

Worst: The Wreck of the Edmund Fitzgerald


HOW DARE YOU that’s one of my favorite songs ever.

What’s Up by 4 Non Blondes is a karaoke classic - most women sound good singing it and it’s in a comfortable register.


You obviously have not heard me singing it in the car.
Anonymous
Post 08/17/2025 07:32     Subject: Re:“Worst song ever” discourse
Anonymous wrote:"I have type 2 diabetes and I manage it well..."


Yeppp
Anonymous
Post 08/17/2025 07:31     Subject: Re:“Worst song ever” discourse
Anonymous wrote:Got My Mind Set on You by George Harrison


This actually a cover https://youtu.be/k68Fob0QA_k?feature=shared
Anonymous
Post 08/17/2025 07:18     Subject: “Worst song ever” discourse
Anonymous wrote:No mention of MacArthur Park yet?

“Someone left the cake out in the rain
I don’t think I can take it
Cuz it took so long to bake it
And I’ll never have that recipe againnnn oh nooo”

Without the lyrics the instrumental arrangement is fabulous. Anyone doing the hustle in the club back then knows. DJs mostly played without lyrics.
Anonymous
Post 08/17/2025 07:04     Subject: Re:“Worst song ever” discourse
YMCA
Anonymous
Post 08/17/2025 07:00     Subject: “Worst song ever” discourse
Anonymous wrote:What’s Up?
Four Non Blonds


Thank you, I feel validated. This song is the sewage of pop music
Anonymous
Post 08/17/2025 02:45     Subject: “Worst song ever” discourse
Chili Peppers tied for 2:
Under the Bridge
Aeroplane
Anonymous
Post 08/17/2025 02:41     Subject: “Worst song ever” discourse
10 pages and no mention of Wonderwall?
Anonymous
Post 08/17/2025 02:12     Subject: “Worst song ever” discourse
Anonymous wrote:
Anonymous wrote:
Anonymous wrote:Anything by Bruce Springsteen, the most overrated singer on the plamet qualifies for the worst song ever

The boss?! Noooooo hard disagree.


Bruce can't sing. Not even a little bit.

Bruce springsteen is by far the most overrated singer that ever cut a record.


He mumbles and slurs through around 4 monotone notes in every single one of his songs. He sounds like a drunk smoker closing down a roadshack bar.