This thread is amazing. And I love that OP complained to Jeff because it is off topic and Jeff agreed that it is off topic but too funny to lock!!

I lived in Virginia and was a surveyor making a county employee salary , then I became an army officer. Typical NoVA but I managed to marry the wealthiest widow in America and the rest, as they say, is history.

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Anonymous wrote:Someone rich thought I went to Princeton and knew his wayward son there, so I went with it and agreed to go to Europe and convince my “friend” to return to the states. I fell in love with the friend and his wife and their whole life, and they fell for my scam, so I killed my friend, took over his identity, and faked a will so I inherited his money. Got away with murder. Fooled almost everyone except a preppy fat dude who looked like Philip Seymour Hoffman, so I killed him too.

What is this, it sounds juicy.

https://www.imdb.com/title/tt0134119/

Anonymous wrote:Grew up poor in Texas and dropped out of school, got married and had a kid. But I was discovered by playboy and then did a guess as campaign. While performing at a strip club I met an old billionaire….

Hey! This story was already told.

Anonymous wrote:Someone rich thought I went to Princeton and knew his wayward son there, so I went with it and agreed to go to Europe and convince my “friend” to return to the states. I fell in love with the friend and his wife and their whole life, and they fell for my scam, so I killed my friend, took over his identity, and faked a will so I inherited his money. Got away with murder. Fooled almost everyone except a preppy fat dude who looked like Philip Seymour Hoffman, so I killed him too.

What is this, it sounds juicy.

Anonymous wrote:Someone rich thought I went to Princeton and knew his wayward son there, so I went with it and agreed to go to Europe and convince my “friend” to return to the states. I fell in love with the friend and his wife and their whole life, and they fell for my scam, so I killed my friend, took over his identity, and faked a will so I inherited his money. Got away with murder. Fooled almost everyone except a preppy fat dude who looked like Philip Seymour Hoffman, so I killed him too.

The wife figured you out too. Too bad nobody believed her!

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Anonymous wrote:I am old money who married lmc. My mother was a senator and anti war activist who died giving birth to me and my twin brother. I was adopted and technically became a princess. I was eventually reunited with my brother and fell in love with his friend, he didn’t have much money but owned his own ship and made ends meet in not quite legal ways (think smuggling). We had one son who caused a lot of family drama.

Already done. Check earlier in the thread!

What is it????

Page 7. Nerf-herder.

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Anonymous wrote:I am old money who married lmc. My mother was a senator and anti war activist who died giving birth to me and my twin brother. I was adopted and technically became a princess. I was eventually reunited with my brother and fell in love with his friend, he didn’t have much money but owned his own ship and made ends meet in not quite legal ways (think smuggling). We had one son who caused a lot of family drama.

Already done. Check earlier in the thread!

What is it????

Anonymous wrote:I am old money who married lmc. My mother was a senator and anti war activist who died giving birth to me and my twin brother. I was adopted and technically became a princess. I was eventually reunited with my brother and fell in love with his friend, he didn’t have much money but owned his own ship and made ends meet in not quite legal ways (think smuggling). We had one son who caused a lot of family drama.

Already done. Check earlier in the thread!

Anonymous wrote:Grew up poor in Texas and dropped out of school, got married and had a kid. But I was discovered by playboy and then did a guess as campaign. While performing at a strip club I met an old billionaire….

Wow, you really remind me of my GF. I was a struggling photographer, and she had married an old billionaire for the money. She had a good heart, though, and he loved her so it wasn't pure evil. When he died, he left it all to my GF, but OF COURSE his first family contested the will. It took forever to sort out -- lawyers, lawyers and more lawyers. In the meantime we had a baby daughter, and my GF died of an overdose. Men came out of the woodwork claiming to be the father, but I knew they only wanted access to that money.

I finally prevailed, got custody of my DD and zero money. So this is really a rags to whiff of riches to rags story. Sniff.

DM me if you want to get together sometime, PP....

Anonymous wrote:I am old money who married lmc. My mother was a senator and anti war activist who died giving birth to me and my twin brother. I was adopted and technically became a princess. I was eventually reunited with my brother and fell in love with his friend, he didn’t have much money but owned his own ship and made ends meet in not quite legal ways (think smuggling). We had one son who caused a lot of family drama.

Love, love, love

Anonymous wrote:Someone rich thought I went to Princeton and knew his wayward son there, so I went with it and agreed to go to Europe and convince my “friend” to return to the states. I fell in love with the friend and his wife and their whole life, and they fell for my scam, so I killed my friend, took over his identity, and faked a will so I inherited his money. Got away with murder. Fooled almost everyone except a preppy fat dude who looked like Philip Seymour Hoffman, so I killed him too.

whiskey and soda is one of my favorites.

Someone rich thought I went to Princeton and knew his wayward son there, so I went with it and agreed to go to Europe and convince my “friend” to return to the states. I fell in love with the friend and his wife and their whole life, and they fell for my scam, so I killed my friend, took over his identity, and faked a will so I inherited his money. Got away with murder. Fooled almost everyone except a preppy fat dude who looked like Philip Seymour Hoffman, so I killed him too.

Grew up poor in Texas and dropped out of school, got married and had a kid. But I was discovered by playboy and then did a guess as campaign. While performing at a strip club I met an old billionaire….

I am old money who married lmc. My mother was a senator and anti war activist who died giving birth to me and my twin brother. I was adopted and technically became a princess. I was eventually reunited with my brother and fell in love with his friend, he didn’t have much money but owned his own ship and made ends meet in not quite legal ways (think smuggling). We had one son who caused a lot of family drama.