Theories about the troll, based on troll's omnipresence on this site and graphic arts responses:
1. Bored mom not currently employed and otherwise without social network; or
2. Bored teenage boy not currently employed and otherwise without social network; or
3. Investigator for FCPS provoking disclosure and intel regarding illicit parental child-prepping for AAP; or
4. Person suffering from any number of self-grandiose and/or psychotic mental disorders; or
5. Person who thrives off of sparking controversy by taking the contrarian view on anything and everything (aka, my sister in law).
Sis-in-law: If that's you out there serving as the troll, we know you can't control yourself, but you are still family and we love you