Anonymous
Post 09/11/2025 14:34     Subject: Jen Hatmaker

Anonymous wrote:
Anonymous wrote:
Anonymous wrote:Knowingly marries a broke cheating addict less than two years after his 26 year marriage ends and then wonders why she can’t have peace…


I'm not a fan of Brando but I have been in a very similar situation and people love to talk, but rarely do they know the full story. Everyone has a past—what matters is how someone chooses to grow from it. I didn’t steal anyone’s husband; I built a relationship based on love, honesty, and trust.

No one gets to rewrite someone else’s happiness just because they’re holding on to pain. The truth is, happiness makes noise—but so does bitterness. I'm proud of the joy we have built together, and I’ll always stand by love when it’s real. I hope that for Tina.



Congrats, you’ll be the other woman soon enough if not already.



So let me get this straight. If a person marries a person who previously cheated (after no intimacy for 3 years) then sooner or later they will also cheat on the new spouse? I'm a 48 year old male who can tell you YES, sometimes this may be true. I've been married to my second wife for 9 years after cheating on my first wife who ignored me for 4 years, emotionally and physically. My current wife fills every need a husband could ever ask for in my eyes and I could not imagine cheating.
Anonymous
Post 09/11/2025 11:24     Subject: Jen Hatmaker

🎶 “Big Sis Don’t Say Nothin’”

[Verse 1]
Well Big Sis Jen got a brand-new post,
When the news breaks east, she shouts the most,
Preachin’ from her porch with a mason jar in hand,
Tellin’ all the internet she’ll take a stand.

But when the headlines fall on her side of the fence,
She’s quieter than a preacher with no audience,
Refresh that feed, scroll all night long,
Waitin’ for Big Sis to bang her gong.

[Chorus]
Oh, Big Sis don’t say nothin’ when it’s awkward for the tribe,
She’ll clap back quick when it suits her vibe,
Bless her heart, she’s a sanctified queen,
With a blog, a book club, and a podcast stream.
She’s got a big ol’ mouth ‘til the script don’t fit,
Then she zips it shut with a peppermint twist.
Yeah, Big Sis don’t say nothin’,
No, Big Sis don’t say nothin’.

[Verse 2]
Now her boyfriend’s “sassy,” he’s the talk of the town,
Cried three days straight when the Queen went down,
Knows every word to “Oklahoma!” too,
And his jazz hands sparkle in a shade of blue.

Big Sis calls him rugged, calls him her man,
But he’s singin’ Hamilton louder than the band,
While she’s posin’ in a kitchen with a casserole plate,
He’s beltin’ out Broadway on their third hot date.

[Chorus]
Oh, Big Sis don’t say nothin’ when it’s awkward for the tribe,
She’ll clap back quick when it suits her vibe,
Bless her heart, she’s a sanctified queen,
With a blog, a book club, and a podcast stream.
She’s got a big ol’ mouth ‘til the truth hits raw,
Then she hides that sass with a southern “y’all.”
Yeah, Big Sis don’t say nothin’,
No, Big Sis don’t say nothin’.

[Bridge]
She’s chronically online, she’s the voice of the day,
Till the winds start blowin’ the uncomfortable way.
Then it’s crickets in the feed, not a tweet, not a peep,
Guess her principles there just went back to sleep.

[Final Chorus]
Oh, Big Sis don’t say nothin’ when it’s awkward for the tribe,
She’ll clap back quick when it suits her vibe,
Bless her heart, she’s the queen of spin,
Till the story don’t fit — then the silence wins.
Yeah, she’s a gong, she’s a bell, she’s a whole parade,
‘Til the awkward news comes and her posts get delayed.
Oh, Big Sis don’t say nothin’…
No, Big Sis don’t say nothin’.

[Outro Spoken, with twang]
“Now bless her Instagram, y’all.
She’ll be back tomorrow… with a casserole recipe.”
Anonymous
Post 09/11/2025 10:30     Subject: Jen Hatmaker

Anonymous wrote:
Anonymous wrote:Knowingly marries a broke cheating addict less than two years after his 26 year marriage ends and then wonders why she can’t have peace…


I'm not a fan of Brando but I have been in a very similar situation and people love to talk, but rarely do they know the full story. Everyone has a past—what matters is how someone chooses to grow from it. I didn’t steal anyone’s husband; I built a relationship based on love, honesty, and trust.

No one gets to rewrite someone else’s happiness just because they’re holding on to pain. The truth is, happiness makes noise—but so does bitterness. I'm proud of the joy we have built together, and I’ll always stand by love when it’s real. I hope that for Tina.



Congrats, you’ll be the other woman soon enough if not already.
Anonymous
Post 09/11/2025 10:29     Subject: Jen Hatmaker

Tyler, you are not the spokesperson for Black people! Just saw the podcast clip where he claims Black people have never been attacked by sea creature, which makes them somehow “smarter”?!

Bro, travel a little bit. This is such a ridiculous divisive example.
Anonymous
Post 09/11/2025 10:08     Subject: Jen Hatmaker

Anonymous wrote:
Anonymous wrote:Can we lock this thread already? What else is there possibly to say about this random lady?



Hi Jen!
Or should we call you "Hattie" now?


Whyyy should this thread be locked?
There's still A LOT to talk about!


If Jen stopped talking the thread would not need to be locked, it would die a natural death.
It is still alive because she keeps spewing nonsense, most recently victim of a church she personally built, and "child bride" at 19 after begging her parents to allow the marriage. And if anyone tries to call her out on it, they are deleted "bless and release"? So here we are.
Anonymous
Post 09/11/2025 09:15     Subject: Re:Jen Hatmaker


Just waiting for the brilliant lyricist to give us a new song!
Also waiting for Jane Capstitcher ( "Cappy?" ) to gift us beloveds the gift of some new, witty prose!
Anonymous
Post 09/11/2025 09:13     Subject: Jen Hatmaker

Anonymous wrote:Knowingly marries a broke cheating addict less than two years after his 26 year marriage ends and then wonders why she can’t have peace…


I'm not a fan of Brando but I have been in a very similar situation and people love to talk, but rarely do they know the full story. Everyone has a past—what matters is how someone chooses to grow from it. I didn’t steal anyone’s husband; I built a relationship based on love, honesty, and trust.

No one gets to rewrite someone else’s happiness just because they’re holding on to pain. The truth is, happiness makes noise—but so does bitterness. I'm proud of the joy we have built together, and I’ll always stand by love when it’s real. I hope that for Tina.
Anonymous
Post 09/11/2025 09:12     Subject: Jen Hatmaker

Anonymous wrote:Can we lock this thread already? What else is there possibly to say about this random lady?



Hi Jen!
Or should we call you "Hattie" now?


Whyyy should this thread be locked?
There's still A LOT to talk about!