But this year, you have to comment in order to get the link to her words of wisdom. #engagement

The last person I wanted lecturing me when I was in the weeds with my young kids was an empty-nester. Jen, read the room and move on.

Mark’s new wife seems like a total pain. At least Kristen’s boyfriend is somewhat normal . I saw him at a play our kids were in, and he seems like a nice, supportive guy. Kristen is much more standoffish but she will psychobabble some excuse as to why she can’t talk to people.

Why is she acting like she sacrificed something to go talk up a for-profit school on her birthday? They paid you so just shut up.

Jen's back to school post trying to relive like it's 2015 again and she actually has roommates at home who are having first days of school. Like clockwork this one.

Mark and his new anorexic wife are in Palm Springs for a month, apparently. They have 6 children between them. Where are the kids?

She and Sass have a buddy-buddy relationship, that inconveniences neither one. Not even a true friendship because I can't imagine Sass coming to help her with, really, anything. He gives off big detachment vibes and that is painfully obvious in the reel on her IG. The body language is so compartmentalized. Especially compared to Brandon and Tina, who actually seem to enjoy being with each other,

Do Gavin and Danielle live near her? Will she be able to see the new grandbaby much?

What on earth would give y'all the idea that she's prego? That would be bananas.

I don't like to imagine this because ew but y'all don't think she and Tyler actually have any sort of physical relationship, do you?

There is no sense of romance or sexual chemistry. I'd describe it as some sort level of fondness, more so on her part than his, but there's no spark between them like that.

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:I think she is pregnant!!

Not likely, but the idea of her acquiring another “roommate” for the next 18-20 years is hilarious.

Could you imagine Big Sis having to care for an infant 24/7?! Hahahahahahahaha! There are not enough FOCL gummies in the world to get her through that.

Anonymous wrote:I think she is pregnant!!

Not likely, but the idea of her acquiring another “roommate” for the next 18-20 years is hilarious.

Anonymous wrote:I think she is pregnant!!

Whaaaat!?

I think she is pregnant!!

Sass was already in the cookbook dedication, so he can't possibly bag another one?

Is she using pancake makeup to tone down her redness? Her appearance changes so wildly on IG.

I was a fan of her stuff way back in the day, so I took all her anecdotes at face value. But now that there is a giant highlight reel of her daily activity, she is going to have to toe the line of truth.
I mean, FFF was just her blathering on with no real stories or substance. A-woke (thanks Jane!) will be a much different animal.

Anonymous wrote:Any bets on the book's dedication?

Any bets on what percentage of the book is accurate?

Maybe she'll dedicate this book to her friend's crotch from the weird bed-dancing video?

Accuracy...? Hmm...that's a good question. But Jen lovessss to use too many words,
tries to sound so deep and philisophical with her word salad.


I hope Jane Capstitcher and the witty song writer reviews the book and posts here!