I think it’s two people. One is the upper body it’s another persons legs -hence the faux fur covering the upper body persons legs.

That said is Jen on coke in those salt lake clips? The nose touching hair touching the ridiculous blabber about “doctors” and educators? She looks old and sad and coked up.

Had to be the young friend in that video.

Vulgar? Nasty? Trashy? Immature?
Maybe just repulsive. This person in in the desperate stage of attention seeking.

What in the name of all that is holy and righteous?!! That’s disgraceful. And she did it on purpose because she addressed her “haters”.

Anonymous wrote:Do you think she will take it down? That was weird and borderline inappropriate.

Inappropriate. Gross

“. . . swallow this down like corn at a BBQ.”

BRILLIANT. This might be my favorite Jane Capstitcher sentence ever.

My droolings. You are so, so so loved and so so so important to me. I mean, not really but a small percent of you will swallow this sentiment down like corn at a BBQ <wink emoji wink emoji corn emoji>

What a whirlwind week! No one is as busy as I am! We've got my upcoming book launch for A-WOKE. Really, it's not for another month+ but I will talk about it so often that you just won't be able to forget that I WROTE A MANIFESTO (again) even if you want to. Then I've got my regularly scheduled lineup of texting @THETREVORBARRETPROJECT (still totally my boyfriend) and partnering with him to talk about movies no one will ever go to. Isn't . Then there's of course my birthday pajama aerobics (#SOUNDON) to keep me tres busy, in an ever-so-slightly twisted and creepy doll way that you cannot unsee. EVERRRR.

Soon, you'll be gifted with my back-to-school wisdom and how to navigate THIS CHALLENGING SEASON nearly as well as I. Nevermind that I haven't had to pack a lunch or sign a permission slip in YEARS. I am still the authority and you rely on me to drop my knowledge on how to survive, as well as my links. (Swipe up to shop!)

Also, #GregAbbottIsEvil #FreePalestine

Busy busy busy! A mom's responsibilities never end even when they do! 

If you haven't listened to my podcast recently, it's time to give it another chance. I know you're used to that ADORABLE way I smack my tongue against the roof of my mouth when I make videos, but when you HEAR it on the audio without the benefit of the visual, it's a NEXT LEVEL ASMR DELIGHT as only I can bring you. Tra la la. 

My latest guest on the podcast - sans FRUMPY AMY who is off frolikcing in the mountains (we are SO DIFFERENT) is an utterly PRESH Jane Capsticher wannabee, MARY KATHERINE BACKSTROM who we lovingly call UM-KAYYYY. We talk about segs, purity culture, smashing the patriarchy and of course DEE-CON-STRUCK-SHUN as UM-KAYYY strikes the perfect balance between fan girl deference and bestie (she wishes!) as we both worship at the altar of Rachel Held Evans and Glennon Doyle. It's EVERY DAMN THING.

UM-KAYYYY wrote some sort of book about Jesus that she tries to talk about, but who's podcast is it, beleagureds? I, of course, interrupt and talk about my own divorce journey - I lost my 26 year marriage in 2020, in case you haven't heard, and that's now my personality - and she says a few words about...well I'm not sure what because I mostly just smile and nod and change the subject to MOI. 

We discuss how oppressive church culture is to blame for all of our problems and bemoan the fact that we didn't have the freedom to be slutty (whoops I mean SEGS POSITIVE) back in Bible college when we didn't have stretch marks and saggy bottoms. Between the two of us, UM-KAYYYY and I say the word "SAFE" 234 times. I turned it into a little drinking game and took a sip out of my STANLEEE CUP (#blackboxpartner #sauvblanc) every time one of us said "SAFE" and droolings, I was feeling pretty fly (for a white girl who acknowledges her privilege) by the time we finished recording. Not sure about UM-KAYYYY - she was probably drinking Dr Pepper or something. Bo-ring and who really cares? 

Give it a listen, beleagureds, wherever you get your podcasts. And stay tuned as MY TEAM rolls out the next 673 snippets about A-WOKE so that you'll just go ahead and buy the darn thing (swipe up to pre-order!) After all, my mom, my sister, and four of my friends gave it a glowing review. 

Tra la la

Do you think she will take it down? That was weird and borderline inappropriate.

Anonymous wrote:Ummm... the new video of the bed/legs? Wow. I'm speechless.

I hope she had permission to post the person's nether regions. Dang!!

Anonymous wrote:Ummm... the new video of the bed/legs? Wow. I'm speechless.

totally speechless!!!

Ummm... the new video of the bed/legs? Wow. I'm speechless.

Jen does not respect boundaries so she would def be posting Remy if she did something “worthy” of Jen. Unfortunately, R does not “fit” Jen’s aesthetic. After all, she’s just a roommate 🤦🏻‍♀️ I hope that Remy is living her best life away from Jen!

Privacy is the new love language. Bravo.

Anonymous wrote:At least Caleb did the tougher, free version of this! Hooyah!

I wonder if Remy asked Jen not to put her on her IG?

My thoughts when Jen did not post about Remy's "gap year" was Thank Heavens.

Remy did not ask to be the supporting cast member of her mother's show. She should get to live her entire life without the internet knowing what she is up to. Fall in love. Make mistakes. Go through a few crappy jobs. Fail her first college math class. Go to Africa, perhaps to get some perspective on where she is from, or to just experience the culture there because she wants to. Whatever it is young adults do. Go Remy! I don't need to know a thing. If Jen never posts about her again, it is fine. Privacy is the new love language.

At least Caleb did the tougher, free version of this! Hooyah!

I wonder if Remy asked Jen not to put her on her IG?