Anonymous wrote:Texas Barbie just called out one of Jen’s minions on Brando’s instagram post. Evidently they went to Mexico. Looks like they are with friends.


Thanks for the info, but I can't find it. What did the Jen minion say? What did Barbie say?
Oop, maybe it's deleted?

Anonymous wrote:🎶 “Big Sis at MeCamp”

(Subtitle: “Fake Love & Flannel Lies”)

[Verse 1]
Well Jen once had a book on the bestseller chart,
Wrote memoirs ’bout healing and breaking apart.
Had lunch with Reese and cried on The View,
Now she’s sellin’ face mist and trauma tattoos.

Got dumped by her husband, blamed Mercury in retro,
Now she’s filterin’ grief through a Target halo.
“Authentic,” she says, with a voice like glass,
While taggin’ brands mid-cry in a ring-lit bath.

[Chorus]
She’s Big Sis at MeCamp, stompin’ like a beast,
Scarin’ coastal locals from the food co-op feast.
Screamin’ “Where the gays at?” on a foggy bay,
But the gays said, “Nah girl,” and shuffled away.
Her man’s Big Sass, cryin’ in his scarf,
Mournin’ Betty White like she was Joan of Arc.
It’s a lavender mess, it’s confusing at best,
But they hashtag it “Love” like it passes the test.

[Verse 2]
Tyler’s all show tunes and tears on demand,
Still writes tributes to Bea Arthur by hand.
Closeted but “vibrant,” with jazz hands of grief,
He sobs to Designing Women like it’s gospel belief.

Their publicist Martha had a bold little pitch:
“Why not fake-date for the algorithm switch?”
Now Jen calls him “Babe” on a glitchy live,
While he recites eulogies to Murphy Brown’s vibe.

[Chorus]
Yeah it’s Big Sis at MeCamp, lookin’ unhinged,
Yellin’ “gay ally” while the rainbow fringe cringed.
She’s stompin’ through tide pools in rhinestone jeans,
Handin’ out moon water to confused teens.
Tyler’s back home with a candle and lace,
Still whisperin’ “Queen” to Betty’s face.
They ain’t in love, but the optics are rich,
Their couple name trends right before it glitches.

[Bridge – Spoken Word Over Banjo Pluckin’]
“Hi guys, it’s Jen, day 14 of my MeCamp cleanse…
I met a tree who reminded me of my ex…
Anyway—use code ‘HEALING20’ for discounts on healing.”

Meanwhile Tyler’s in a bubble bath like,
“In loving memory of Estelle Getty…”

[Breakdown – Slow & Dramatic]
She’s manifestin’ love in a small-town thrift,
He’s cryin’ at reruns, wrapped in a cashmere gift.
They tried to fool the world with lavender light,
But one’s chasin’ clout, the other mourns Golden Girls at night.


[Final Chorus]
So here’s to Big Sis, stompin’ like a mule,
Turnin’ every hot tub into a content pool.
And Big Sass, sobbin’ over Blanche Devereaux,
Callin’ it a soft launch, but we all know.
They ain’t foolin’ the gays, they ain’t foolin’ the town,
But they sure do look cute breakin’ all the way down.

[Outro – Gentle Guitar Fade]
If you see a ring light near a vegan café,
It’s just Big Sis tryna flirt the gay away.
And if you hear sobs from a mid-century chair,
That’s Big Sass, sayin’ “Rest, queen,” into the air.


🎶 It’s fake love, filtered bright…
🎶 But damn if it don’t stream just right. 🎤💔📱

Anonymous wrote:They had both been checked out for 3-4 years, yet she posted not too long before the implosion how in love they were and even in like for thousands of days. I don’t believe much of what she blabs on about.

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:I am sure Brandon and the kids are thoroughly excited about this new book. For better or worse they've all moved on from 2020 with Brandon starting a new life with a new partner. I am sure he wants to be reminded of a particular sad and regretful period of his life so his ex can sell some books. I am sure his kids are really excited too.

She will never move on if it means making her money. No matter who gets hurt. The truth is they had both been miserable for 3-4 years prior to Brando getting busted. In fact, they both admitted on a podcast that they had not been intimate for years. She is selfish, desperate and delusional.
Her kids will stand by her and more than likely distance themselves from Brando once this is released. Shame on her. And how incredibly embarrassing for his spouse.

Anonymous wrote:I am sure Brandon and the kids are thoroughly excited about this new book. For better or worse they've all moved on from 2020 with Brandon starting a new life with a new partner. I am sure he wants to be reminded of a particular sad and regretful period of his life so his ex can sell some books. I am sure his kids are really excited too.

Anonymous wrote:

I'm pretty skeptical that it actually happened this way, because 1- Jen previously mentioned that she "couldn't unsee what she saw" and either talked about or alluded to the idea that she walked in on them together and, 2- how incredibly STUPID do you have to be to voice text your girlfriend while lying next to your wife?! and 3- isn't that an exact line from Brokeback Mountain?