The idea of lying next to that guy actually activates my gag reflex. More power to you, beloveds, but I don't think anyone is actually buying that.

But was Tyler in her stories this weekend?

Anonymous wrote:So Tyler laid next to her and talked 10 minutes about how important she is? Just what I’d want from a boyfriend…in bed….to each their own…

and it's so steamy too.

Jen wants us to know that Tyler is absolutely perfect and their sex life is steamy to the max and it's all amazing and easy all the time.

remember when Jen wrote about Brandon in such a fawning over the top way right before it all imploded? "This guy. Swoon."

So Tyler laid next to her and talked 10 minutes about how important she is? Just what I’d want from a boyfriend…in bed….to each their own…

Who else is excited about Plot Girl Summer??

Anonymous wrote:Jen looks much better in her recent video about her book club. Hair and skin look soooo much better. Do you think she got a makeup lesson?

Jen is a pretty woman who naturally has a lot to work with. The new haircut is sooooo much better but I still think she looks better with warmer tones. The makeup in her plea for people to join her janky book club was on point. I never understood the harsh, dark lipstick and the bright white, unblended undereye stuff. In this day and age of beauty bloggers and YouTube makeup tutorials, there is no reason for an adult woman to be so clueless about makeup.

Next up, Jen's "GRW ME" course.

Jen looks much better in her recent video about her book club. Hair and skin look soooo much better. Do you think she got a makeup lesson?

Jennifer Aniston had big Sass’s book on her insta photo dump last week. I bet he is thinking he may not need Sis now….

Yeah. It’s boring now. Agree.

Jen has become so predictable and paint by numbers. You know what she's going to do day to day. Pride Month? Of course post about how she's created a Safe Space for the gays. Mothers Day? Of course a long list of "JEN2025" promo code gift ideas? Fathers Day? Same thing with a long post about how her dad is the greatest dad ever and how while Tyler is technically a dad he's assumed such a role in her family's life by dent of some sort of Tyler Magic. National Book Day? A post about Tyler's latest bomb and where to buy it. Of course, at an independent book store in White Droople Harbour or something. Any holiday season, more gift ideas all of which she gets a cut. Football season starting? A big family football watch post with everyone wearing Chiefs jerseys. Cause the Kings are from Kansas, not Texas, and they are all Chiefs fans, of course. Kids growing up anbd graudating? A post about how Jen sees you, knows you with old pics from 8 years ago of her kids graduating from various things. And of course it's all too much and it's okay if you just bring 60% to it all. Jesus understands.

The only time Jen sort of does something unexpected is when she wants engagement and posts an anti Trump post with nothing really new or interesting to say. Just the right level of performative anger and all the right talking points from daytime talk shows.

She's not even that fun to snark on anymore, unless she does something extra weird or unusual, like start a post honoring her adult son and then turning it into a post about her segs life. <insert eyeroll emoji>

She's on windup doll mode and spouting the cause de jour or whatever SJW issue social media tells her people should care about.

My three kids are all 20 to 24 with two in college, one out in the world fully. They are essentially their own people and are close in age to Jen's. It's weird to be trying to drive up views and clicks with May Graduation Chaos when all your kids are pretty much out of high school. and the burden of supporting a kid graduating from college is virtually nil. You just show up. It's not like its a tough chore at all.

Jen, its not 2016 any more. Stop posting like your are still in the weeds with kids.

I’m 100% convinced that having 5 kids was a performative/image decision for her. They are all adults and she’s still complaining about doing anything for them.

But if you give her $69, she’ll tell you how to parent yours.

I guess that complaining about graduation events is the best equivalent for "big kids" that she can come up with to try to match the success she had back in the day with "I'm a bad mom for buying the wrong school supplies" content with little kids
I totally agree with doing the best you can and not expecting perfection from yourself, but I have been fascinated and perplexed for years by Jen's take on parenthood. For someone who chose to have so many kids, she seems continuously surprised by the obligations that come with raising them.

We need Jane Capstitcher's thoughts on Jen's very weird story about Sidney scholarship, being at the movies, and the very strange way she was acting.

What did she mean when she said May is so awful, and we "can't do it all." Immediately after the Sidney scholarship story. She didn't mention anything about the *stress* of graduations, yet her sycophants made comments about how much they HATE the month of May.


She seemed either drunk and/or on some heavy medication.