We need Jane Capstitcher to analyze Caleb's graduation!

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Anonymous wrote:Does anyone know what Tina’s parent situation is? Never saw them even when she had public insta.

Unfortunately her mom disappeared when she was quite young and she is estranged from her father who’s struggled with repeated incarceration and recidivism. Before Brandon, her son was her only family.

When my husband and I met them in Mexico at our resort she mentioned that they moved to Gruene because her mother suffered from dementia and they needed to be closer to help take care of her. I believe she said her sister lived in either California or Florida and that she was all her mom had to help her.
She said her dad had passed several years ago but I don’t recall how?
It all seemed pretty normal to us but who knows.

Anonymous wrote:Coachella was weeks ago.

I guess they figure Tyler isn't really hurting her, so they don't want to say anything. But he is a big waste of her time. She needs someone local and less narcissistic.

They probably think he makes her happy, so why not, but don’t really care or like it? In reality she probably likes that he’s not serious and not all up in her business. But wants everyone to know she has a booyfriieend and he’s hot and it’s true luv and they have amazing sex and go to Broadway shows and European trips. Because God forbid she’s not cool or desirable or the cutest thing ever. Or has less content. 🙄 And he gets links and fangirls and publicity and promoted on her (decreasing) fan base.

They’ll either continue like this as long as both of their egos are being fed but predict they’ll come to a point where one of them (Sass) realize there’s no use for the other or simply tired of the charade (Sass). And will go their separate ways but frame it as it was was right and needed for this wonderful season in our lives but things change and people move on but I’ll be forever grateful for this time of growth blah blah blah.

Coachella was weeks ago.

I guess they figure Tyler isn't really hurting her, so they don't want to say anything. But he is a big waste of her time. She needs someone local and less narcissistic.

Anonymous wrote:I follow Sydney on IG, and she was at a music festival. Based on her IG, I’m not sure all of Jen’s kids are “doing well.”

I wasn't Coachella was it?

Anonymous wrote:Admitting being completely being snarky. But was Big Sass there because Caleb asked? Or because Jen invited or insisted to up Brandon/Tina and make sure everyone knew I have a hot sexy a relationship too.

I'm sure it makes Jen feel better to have someone at events when she has to interact with Brando paired up with his new gal. Let's be real, the whole Tyler "relationship" is largely based on "LOOK I HAVE SOMEONE TOOOOOO."

And we all understand that very normal reaction.

Maybe it's just me being snarky but don't you think the rest of the people in that picture secretly pity Jen? Her boys just want their mama to be happy. If she continues to insist that Tyler is it, they're probably all for it. I doubt her sons will point out how little he seems to care for her or how little time he invests in her. They have their own lives to live.

The hats and pressed jeans are how Texans dress up formally- I think Tina and Brandon looked nice. Sass looked dumb in his hoodie and bandana.

Admitting being completely being snarky. But was Big Sass there because Caleb asked? Or because Jen invited or insisted to up Brandon/Tina and make sure everyone knew I have a hot sexy a relationship too.

Anonymous wrote:Does anyone know what Tina’s parent situation is? Never saw them even when she had public insta.

Unfortunately her mom disappeared when she was quite young and she is estranged from her father who’s struggled with repeated incarceration and recidivism. Before Brandon, her son was her only family.

Great showing by the Hatmakers and Kings and Big Sass and Caleb’s buddies for Caleb’s induction into the Marine Corps. No fault on this. Well done. They should be proud.

Did Sydney not go because the marines are tools of the fascists or something? That would be on brand for her.

I think they all look lovely. I’m sure there were marines who had no one there b or travel,costs so for him to have that many people to show support (hats and all) is wonderful. I also feel like they could give a rats a$$ what anyone thinks of their hats. And the kids were raised mostly if not wholly in TX and Gavin has some kind of ranch job so I’m sure it’s just part of who he is.

Cowboy cosplay. Aren’t both Jen and Brandon from the western rodeo state of Kansas?

Why can’t they just be comfortable in their own skins? I have a feeling if they both moved to SoCal they’d be embracing surfer culture within ten seconds.

Does anyone know what Tina’s parent situation is? Never saw them even when she had public insta.

Exactly. Brandon & Texas Barbie are who they are & know who they are. Jen’s performative social media teeter totters between who she thinks she needs to be to shill her crappy products & whatever version of herself exists in her mind from day to day.

But good for everyone for being grownups and letting the day be about celebrating their son.