"Want my 68-page ME COURSE about how to parent young adults bundled with my seven-page ME COURSE about keeping it spicy after 50? Of COURSE you do, droolings. Just comment CRINGE below and someone from MY TEAM will DM you the links to purchase. Use code "EGGPLANTEMOJI" for an additional 5% off. #teeheeimsonaughty #sorrynotsorryson "
Omg, Jane Capstitcher, I cannot WAIT to learn more about being a cool kid like you!

. I'm going
to start saying "tee hee....I'm so naughty" in ALL my social media posts! I'm sure Gabbin isn't
embarrassed about you making HIS birthday all about YOUR sex life!
#CRINGE
#EGGPLANTEMOJI
#teeheeimsonaughty