Anonymous wrote:What's the best way for an introvert to make friends?

I'm sure you've heard good advice such as:
"Be open and honest."
"Be yourself."
"Put yourself out there."
So just to be crystal clear about how to act on all that good advice, you should go up to random people and say, " Hi there, I'm an introvert and I really want to be your friend. So, go ahead and do what friends do. And make it quick. Because I need lots of friends. So let's just get on with it."

Anonymous wrote:How do you put your dish detergent in the dishwasher?

naked. It might accidently ruin your clothes.

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Anonymous wrote:What do I say when I answer my phone and someone calls? Used to texting. Halp

Seriously, who calls anymore? If they don't know to text, then don't answer.

Incorrect. You say, "yes I'd like to extend my car warranty, thank you!"

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Anonymous wrote:Should I rent or buy a home?

Yes

+1 This.

Anonymous wrote:My DH is avg down there. How can I get him to understand that once a month I need to sleep with my ex BF who is well endowed?

Why tell him? Just say: Honey, I need to call the plumber. We need a bigger hose.

Anonymous wrote:Should I rent or buy a home?

Yes

Anonymous wrote:My DH is avg down there. How can I get him to understand that once a month I need to sleep with my ex BF who is well endowed?

He will only really understand how essential this is if you arrange for him to watch you and ex BF in action.

Anonymous wrote:What do I say when I answer my phone and someone calls? Used to texting. Halp

Seriously, who calls anymore? If they don't know to text, then don't answer.

Should I rent or buy a home?

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Anonymous wrote:How do I know if someone I just met is a psycho?

Sleep with them right away.

+1
This. If they tie you up, they are good to go.

My DH is avg down there. How can I get him to understand that once a month I need to sleep with my ex BF who is well endowed?

Anonymous wrote:How many slices of fruit do you have a day? Are they candied?

Yes,, two gummy vitamins.

Anonymous wrote:I need a new career after being a SAHM a long time. What job should I get?

I forgot to add: I need to make 200K with a flexible WFH schedule.

Anonymous wrote:What's the best way for an introvert to make friends?

Happy Endings
Run for Senate

Anonymous wrote:How do I train my 3 kittens?

Every time they start to go to the litterbox, put them on the toilet.